theprotester Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 True. Came into work three days in a row for tapas, then lunch, then breakfast. Even got a number and a tip out of it. We don't tip in Australia, so I think it's a green light. TPBM doesn't go after it as much as they should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 true. tpbm likes elephantitis legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 false tpbm has pulled a ligament in their wrist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 false at least that I know of Tpbm has quit their job in such a spectacular way that the police got involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false. tpbm is a white rapper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false tpbm has never had a job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false. tpbm will tell us the last show they watched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 don't have the cable so no idea tpbm smokes it down to the fire...anything to get a little higher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 true but not really. i'm hungry for success and tpbm's lookin like a burger king sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false you better keep away from me until you eat some burger king tpbm is equally terrified of a hungry massgraff and his harem of thick bitches chasing them down and trying to eat them like a burger king sandwich 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false...sounds thugged tpbm got herpes from a life jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false. tpbm has wiped their ass with a retro card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false tpbm has wiped their spunk up with their roommates favorite shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false...no bunkbeds tpbm doesn't answer when their parents call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false. tpbm doesn't lift the seat anymore. just wipe it off when they're done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false tpbm just squats over public toilet seats rather then sit on them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false i use about half the roll on the seat and then dump it in the corner tpbm has used leaves as toilet paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false. tpbm has painted more this year than last Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 true tpbm has used poison oak/ivy/sumac as toilet paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false i couldnt imagine that tpbm has camped in the woods for over a week with their buddies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 False. Tpbm just made a face down snow angel with vomit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false tpbm is an everyday drinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false tpbm hates lance armstrong cause he did steroids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 False on the steroids Tpbm has shat in a bag and thrown if off a rooftop onto a passing vehicle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 False. TPbm looking in the eye of the black dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false tpbm flips off the camera in pictures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false tpbm enjoys watching someone get arrested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 fuck that Tpbm has called the cops and gotten someone arrested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 false tpbm still has their jean jacket from the 90s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 haha false tpbm has anger issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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