massgraff Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 false. tpbm drinks pedialyte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulz246 Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 False. The person below me would let a tranny give them head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 false tpbm has a doctor in their family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 not that i know of young base god. tpbm acts like a bitch cause they're rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 false to all 3 tpbm is bouta start drinkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 false tpbm has been to church this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 It's five thirty in the morning. True. Church. True, but only for a meeting, it's kind of the town hall out here. TPBM is probably going to wash down a couple of pain killers with a bottle of Vodka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 false tpbm is watching a couple classic 80s movies, the goonies and back to school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 false, pirated television episodes from this last week. tpbm has houseplants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 nonliving ones yeah. tpbm made their first alcholic beverage purchase today. from the liquor store anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 I tried to! But customs won't allow spirits to be sent here from America. Bastards! I want me some Bookers. TPBM has drunk from a bottle of booze worth more than a thousand dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 false. tpbm's life is like the lion king Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 false tpbm drinks a pickup truck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 ture. tpbm thinks chris will have a good night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 true tpbm has gotta pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 I didn't have to until you made me think about it. Wanker! TPBM prefers to piss in the sink, because it's at the exact right height. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 at work true. tpbm smeared shit on the wall at work but then thought "what am i an animal?" but they weren't gonna touch it again so they left it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 false lol tpbm has delivered food to peoples homes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 false. tpbm has a monument dedicated to the titanic in their city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 true to 2 above me false to above me Tpbm has rang a random doorbell and pretended like they were trying to deliver food to that house just to fuck with someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 true tpbm went thru a phase where they thought jackass was the greatest thing in the world and tried to do their own dumb stunts as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 not me. this one kid though. tpbm's flexin hot boyz shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 False tpbm is a hoe and they know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 false. tpbm likes to ride on things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 False, i ride ATVs tpnm got lost today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 false tpbm has been lost in another country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 false. tpbm wonders if he finds coughing up bits of lung tissue as amusing as defacing other people's property Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Same amount of broken ribs if you slip though. True. TPBM ain't gettin' in without a ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 false. my name is richard head, i'm on the list. tell me those are teardrop tattoos or is tpbm's bitchass crying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 False neither Tpbm would survive a zombie apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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