theprotester Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 True. TPBM knows handshakes turn to headlocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 True. ill meet you at midnight tpbm said fuck its cold outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 False. Balmy 26deg right now. TPBM calls blood in the snow guts on cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 False tpbm can jump off the clutch and onto the brake to do a burnout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 No brake necessary on most of my cars. True though. TPBM has taken two tyres to the rim in front of a crowd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 False unless the crowd had new tires waiting to be put on. tpbm will lose if someone raced them from a roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 False Tpbm has destroyed their ego for about 8 hours at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false, everything is a new learning opportunity. if it brought me down, it was only so i could come up tpbm is ready for the fuckin weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 True tpbm is starting the weekend off early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Sorta, yeah. Tpbm knows where the hell my skin tight long johns are. the ones i wear with skinny jeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 negged. tpbm is being lazy but needs to go run errands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Lazy yeah. at work. Tpbm is on their third workplace shit of the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false tpbm posts regularly in another forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 True. I got that admin money. TPBM bluffs their way through all their computer tasks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 False tpbm remembers Jake the snake roberts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 true. tpbm needs theraflu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false tpbm has family somewhere in asia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 False. Although, you know... Australasia. TPBM is fuckin' pumped that it's Australia Day today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false what do u guys do get wasted and box kangaroos? tpbm has been on stage in front of a crowd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Watch the youtube link in the Australia Day thread - that's pretty much what we do. True. Even what I do know is performing in a sense, I already have 400pax booked. Hope they like my jokes! TPBM focuses on the ugly broads in the crowd to settle their nerves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false. opposite. tpbm likes potato skinheads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false? tpbm knows someone who set a guinness record Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 False tpbm knows that bands will make her dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 what if i told you bands indeed did not make her dance. tpbm thinks you can still rock in america Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 true tpbm has their own national day with their buddies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 true. tpbm listens to nas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 false tpbm has made a snowman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 true..but not in years. where the fuck has the snow gone? tpbm is in NY and will pm the # to a delivery service for some friends who just got in town. id help but im home sick and enjoying codeine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 false. tpbm was on their way to white castle when they flicked those fevoe and tshirt throws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 thats chill tpbm has some flicks they want to get online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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