massgraff Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false. tpbm likes to eat pho trackside. till the amtrak police show up anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false tpbm has won a bar fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false. tpbm has heard a punkass meter maid tell an old lady who was explaining that she wouldn't have enough money to pay for medicine if she got a ticket, that she'd "lived long enough" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false i'd be cracking up though Tpbm has a gang tattoo also You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to massgraff again. Minus the rolled by amtrak poiice though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false tpbm watches ted talks daily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false. tpbm has been soo poor they ate the christmas ornaments their mom left when she died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false I'll just go rack some food if im really that hard up Tpbm has racked food to survive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 nah. tpbm is in their 20's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 true tpbm has been in scouts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false. tpbm knows the secret to my shortness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 true, genetics Tpbm thinks I need to quit smoking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 true if i can u can tpbm hears someone talking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false Tpbm hates when people rip crutches off their pack of papers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false? tpbm heard someone take a nasty ass shit today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false tpbm wears lesbian glasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false. tpbm has kissed a bum on the lips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 true, my girl is a fuckin bum tpbm is watching a cartoon, wishing ugly americans was still on the air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 true. tpbm fell in a punji pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false tpbm has dated a girl named jordan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false tpbm has black ink on their hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 true, just one tiny spot right now though Tpbm never pays their taxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false tpbm cleans someone elses dog shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 true, i usually try to grab an extra pile thats laying near my dogs' shit at the parks. think globally act locally or something. tpbm is going to a concert/show they've been anticipating for a while this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false. tpbm spread their buttcheeks at the teacher and was taken to the youth psychiatric institute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false lol tpbm grade school teacher made them watch a holocaust documentary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 not a documentary. a movie with mary jane from spider man. she didn't get the importance of being jewish until she had a dream she was in a concentration camp and died in the gas chamber. the boy in the stripped pajamas too. tpbm has seen the boy in the stripped pajamas and laughed at the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Stripped or striped? I'm hoping your grade school teacher didn't make you strip off you PJ's. False. TPBM has some killer grub to eat tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 not that i know of. tpbm might even kill somebody and youtube it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false, I don't really youtube Tpbm has to set multiple alarms just to wake up and even then its not a sure thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false, i just set my shit an hour in advance so it goes off like 6 times, and usually its ineitable i gotta go down on my self to get my heart pumpin, but it doesnt take much more than that. that was way more than tpbm needed to know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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