massgraff Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 True. Tpbm has seent a dead body outside a funeral or wake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 quite true. tpbm has tried and failed at growing bonsai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 false but id like to try tpbm like to dip lobster into butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Way false. i teach a bonsai topiary class on weekends. Tpbm would fist 666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 amen. tpbm misses the days of 12oz when you'd have to go to page 2 and sometimes 3 to see a thread that had been poppin just a day prior. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 True. Tpbm is the last nigga on earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 False, and never gonna happen I need people to spread my infamy when I'm gone Tpbm did something that made it on the 10 o'clock news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 false 6 o'clock news tpbm downs bottles like shoenice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 True but I gave up doing coke so now I'm taking it easy on my drinks Tpbm has fucked more than one BBw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 By my measure, true. Compared to what some of the dudes on here are saying smash too... false. TPBM just got a new pair of shades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 true like a week ago tpbm had a sista told them they had a nice white dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 False Tpbm is gonna tell us what they made the 6 o'clock news for 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 false tpbm has netflix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 False. TPBM has dial up internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 false, but do they still even have that? Tpbm remembers when 14.4 modems hit and were the new hot shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 false? tpbm would eat at a resteraunt called "DOGS" that doesn't serve hot dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 True Tpbm pissed on some fully clothed chick drunk one night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 FALSKI. TPBM IS A MEAN RUDE GEEK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 False Tpbm prefers garcia vegas over phillies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 True but the preference is very slight, I never really got on the whole blunt bandwagon and if I were to smoke cigars I would get something nicer than the corner store brand. TPBM has credit at the corner store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 FALSE. TPBM IS A DIRT NASTY MOFO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 I wasn't drunk, and it was someone's Mum. I thought he'd answer the door. Whoops! TPBM still hand writes letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 false. tpbm is feelin hesitant to step on stage and represent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 False. It's always awesome. TPBM knows my last response was meant for a different post, but somehow it worked anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 nooo. really? tpbm knows if they celebrate hanukkah in auschwitz or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 False Tpbm had to beat one of their friends senseless for getting out of line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 false. tpbm would stab a braud if they had to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 false tpbm bites their nails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 true. when tpbm was little their dad used to beat them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 at tic tac toe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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