yomommasaho Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 way false tpbm needs to hear relaxing music sometimes because they suffer acute anxiety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 false, i like to hear people that are more pissed off than I am, and it comforts me to know that others are in the same situation. tpbm gots fingernail fungus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 false, toejam tpbm is going to bed in a minute (EST) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 false, chillin for a bit tpbm listens to ICP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 false. tpbm has hit on a woMAN in the last 24 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 false. tpbm has been to a girls place, and poured out some of their 40 for the youngest person in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 false. tpbm has more beef than an atomic farm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 false. not much beef here. tpbm gots legal weedz in their state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 false. tpbm pees sitting down cause comfort is king...and they have no wang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I will be doing the squat thing for the next couple days, just got my nuts snipped, shooting blanks from here on out, soon as the swelling goes down anyway. TPBM thinks that was an over share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 false, the oontz is the place to say that type of thing. tpbm drinks during the day most days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Mostly true, but for the next while I got percocet for that warm fuzzy itchy allover feeling TPBM is allergic to opiates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 false. tpbm is serious about these hotdogs! they're even thinking about letting tpbm be in the boy's and girl's competition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 False? The Person Below Me is also The Person Above Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steve Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 False Tpbm is going clubbin' tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 true...kinda...its a bar with a dance floor. the person below me is a douchebag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 i can be. tpbm squirts jergens on homeless peoples elbows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Ashy hobos are not that high on my list of priorities. TPBM has driven faster than 140mph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steve Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 False, fuck that shit Tpbm has a Flickr account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 False. TPBM has a YouTube channel with more than 100 subscribers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 false. tpbm has diabetus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 True; I've been Type 1 Diabetic for nearly two years now. :( TPBM is a raging alcoholic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I'm actually a pretty calm alcoholic. TPBM thinks futurerama was under appreciated when it was first on tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 true, all my friends are in college or have jobs so i just stay home and drink and watch daytime television. it's grueling. tpbm would eat a half yogurt with a balled up tissue in it if they were homeless and it was on the top of the trash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 False you have to be selective when dumpster diving, pizza places and bakeries are the two best spots for finding food. livedinmycarforayearoner TPBM prefers clear liquors to brown liquors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 true, and thanks for the tip. nh tpbm will tell me if i should eat this apricot core. it has some fruit still on it but it's on a ripped pair of boxer shorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 false, unless you like eating asshole tpbm thinks ATM aint even sex anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 false. tpbm has jacked off in public before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 False; that's so wrong, lol. TPBM used to listen to The Backstreet Boys when they were younger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steve Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 True. Tpbm hates church. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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