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New Day of the Dead 08

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you want me to take pics of my TV?

 

 

nah son, I ate a bag of hot cheetos and thew em on my floor I was so scared

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Re: New Day of the Dead 08 (spoiler... It sucks)

 

Im kidding of course...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This movie sucks and has Nick Cannon in it...

 

 

 

Yeah, Nick "Wilin out" Cannon

 

It should have been a remake of "Return of the Living Dead"

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Well I, for one, thought you were serious and am now very much disappointed to find out that Nick "Wilin out" Cannon did not bring the star material I believed him to be.

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worst part - He DOESNT EVEN DIE!!!!

 

 

WTF GOOD IS NICK CANNON DOING IN A ROMERO MOVIE WHERE HE DOESNT GET TORN TO AN ITALIAN TRIO FOOTLONG?!?NOT EVEN ONE BITE!!! NICK CANNON LIVES!!!

 

 

 

yeAH I spoiled it for you

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Diary of the Dead comes out soon, no?

 

At least that one will be done my Romero.

 

If Nick Cannon is in this, I have no intention to see it.

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oh boy, "from the director of halloween h20", there is one reason to NOT go see this.

 

if there is no "bub" in this....fuck 'em!!!

 

salute.gif

 

 

here is a review:

 

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2659879

 

he says it went straight to dvd, so there you go.

 

oh wait, the more i read the "better" it gets:

 

"There's some really dumb shit which just makes me scratch my head. I had read months ago about there being a vegetarian in the film who gets turned into a zombie. After doing so he doesn't attack the regular people because he still refuses to eat meat. It sounded so retarded I just didn't know whether to take it as a rumor or not. Unfortunately it's true. I bet they thought that sounded real clever on paper."

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I dont think hes a vegatarian, however they do restrain one of the soldiers and he retains his "soldier" personality and follows commands and gets bossed around by Nick Cannon like a lame. They keep him around for some reason that makes no sense and he doesnt try and bite them. Possibly he was a vegatarian too and I just missed that piece of important plot point.

 

Im gonna watch it again, this time on purp and see if I can make sense of it. Oh yeah, zombies can jump real high and in slow motion like the zombies in army of darkness or the exorcist.

 

Actually this movie reminds me of a modern unfunny Evil Dead plus soldiers and nick cannon minus the camp and intentional irony

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when the dude that directed "halloween h2o" is involved, you know it's going to be a real fine piece of cinema.

 

....wait, AND nick cannon is in it?

 

silver screen perfection.

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here's an original idea for a horror movie:

 

a gay morbidly obese black couple go on a killing spree in fast food restaurants to fuel their blood lust for murder and greasy fast food. after they kill all the fast food employee's as the shops close, they have sex on the dead bodies while feeding each other juicy, greasy burgers.

 

boom. a horror movie that appeals to almost everyone.

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I could have enjoyed seeing nick cannon torn to shreds

 

 

but he lives, man thats the biggest travesty of them all. Also he tries to get on some political/race commentary, like "Oh so because Im a black man its gotta be a spear?!?" shit... when he strapps a saw to a stick... thats a spear nick...

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Is Nick "Wilin' Out" Cannon in this movie?

 

 

didn't you answer that question in the review you just gave?

didn't you just claim to have seen the movie?

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Im talking about your burger movie...

 

 

he could play the guy behind the counter serving fries, the job he probably had before wilin out

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oh ok, my bad.

 

no, no nick cannon.

 

possibly flava flav, just cause he is a crack head from around my way and he would draw in some extra people seeing this thing.

 

i think i would make him a detective in it. that would be pretty fuckin awesome!

 

no?

 

"yo G i think we got a clue right here!"

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