oneleggedupsidedownunder Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 typing has nothing to do with content just because someone didnt go to harvard doesnt mean there not smart. theres a difference between bieng smart and educated . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Meow. I must spread some more reputation before giving it to Shai Halud again. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 im glad that 90% of people are aimless, stupid, sober ass civilians. if everyone on this planet was as devious and calculated as me shit would be even harder to come off. let the people be stupid, rent paying, check to check robots, blah blah blah. im gonna be making money off these stupid fucks soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneleggedupsidedownunder Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 p.s. you know your a pimp when 1/2 of you photobucket shit is down because of it content 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneleggedupsidedownunder Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 im glad that 90% of people are aimless, stupid, sober ass civilians. if everyone on this planet was as devious and calculated as me shit would be even harder to come off. let the people be stupid, rent paying, check to check robots, blah blah blah. im gonna be making money off these stupid fucks soon. ok than thats some real shit. kinda sounds like something i would say myslef actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 some of us have learned to use the tools of this big bad world to our advantage. some of us just remain permafried from some blue gels they took and don't do anything but sit around and talk about it while others take action and get ULTIMATE WIN. edit: just realized that some threads are just meant for DAO and his asshole skills. ninja shit. After a longcat, I like to IMAGEBOMB!!! Disclaimer- None of the above reflect the views of Shai Hulud Enterprises, LLC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneleggedupsidedownunder Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 typing has nothing to do with content just because someone didnt go to harvard doesnt mean there not smart. theres a difference between bieng smart and educated . eYe fOoLy AgrIe wIt dIs sTaEtmEnT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneleggedupsidedownunder Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 well im glad to see atleast alot of other writers do realize life for what it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneleggedupsidedownunder Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 damn and that you mentioned some shrooms im about to get myself some of them badboys this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Go play Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time on nintendo 64 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 major what the fuck to this plus the entire thread ^I need this fucker for when armagedon comes in 4 years. Maybe put some guns and shit on it. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 i didn't read all of that, but i think i probably agree with you mostly sort of. but yeah, since we are so insignificant there is really no point in even thinking about it. yeah, nothing matters, really, but then why not make your immediate environment, your life, your conception of reality, whatever, matter to yourself at least. why shouldn't we pretend that we are gods single, most beautiful creation in our own very special wonderful universe that is all about us YAY. or not. it doesn't matter and for good measure, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 p.s. you know your a pimp when 1/2 of you photobucket shit is down because of it content Photobucked needs to stop being such a hoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxxxed_rebels Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 glad you pointed out the misspelling in this thread...but that shit is ruining it for me...in order for people to want to dig what your saying...you gotta present your shit in an orderly fashion...how the fuck do people keep mixing up THEN and THAN... i went to the store THEN I got drunk Colt 45 is better THAN Champale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 RANDOM??? In the laid back California town of sunny San Rafael Lived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake, you prob’ly knew her well. She’d been stoned fifteen of her eighteen years and the story was widely told That she could smoke 'em faster than anyone could roll. Her legend finally reached New York, that Grove Street walk-up flat Where dwelt The Calistoga Kid, a beatnik from the past With long browned lightnin’ fingers he takes a cultured toke And says, “Hell, I can roll ‘em faster, Jim, than any chick can smoke!” So a note gets sent to San Rafael, “For the Championship of the World The Kid demands a smoke off!” "Well, bring him on!" says Pearl, "I'll grind his fingers off his hands, he'll roll until he drops!" Says Calistog, "I'll smoke that twist till she blows up and pops!” So they rent out Yankee Stadium and the word is quickly spread "Come one, come all, who walk or crawl, price – just two lids a head And from every town and hamlet, over land and sea they speed The world's greatest dopers, with the Worlds greatest weed Hashishers from Morocco, hemp smokers from Peru And the Shamnicks from Bagun who puff the deadly Pugaroo And those who call it Light of Life and those that call it boo. See the dealers and their ladies wearing turquoise, lace, and leather See the narcos and the closet smokers puffin’ all together From the teenies who smoke legal to the ones who've done some time To the old man who smoked “reefer” back before it was a crime And the grand old house that Ruth built is filled with the smoke and cries Of fifty thousand screaming heads all stoned out of their minds. And they play the national anthem and the crowd lets out a roar As the spotlight hits The Kid and Pearl, ready for their smokin' war At a table piled up high with grass, as high as a mountain peak Just tops and buds of the rarest flowers, not one stem, branch or seed. Maui Wowie, Panama Red and Acapulco Gold. Kif from East Afghanistan and rare Alaskan Cold. Sticks from Thailand, Ganja from the Islands, and Bangkok's Bloomin' Best. And some of that wet imported shit that capsized off Key West. Oaxacan tops and Kenya Bhang and Riviera Fleurs. And that rare Manhatten Silver that grows down in the New York sewers. And there's bubblin’ ice cold lemonade and sweet grapes by the bunches. And there's Hershey’s bars, and Oreos, ‘case anybody gets the munchies. And the Calistoga Kid, he sneers, and Pearly, she just grins. And the drums roll low and the crowd yells “GO!” and the world’s first Smoke Off begins. Kid flicks his magic fingers once and ZAP! that first joint’s rolled. Pearl takes one drag with her mighty lungs and WOOSH! that roach is cold. Then The Kid he rolls his Super Bomb that’d paralyze a moose. And Pearley takes one super hit and SLURP! that bomb’ defused. Then he rolls three in just ten seconds and she smokes 'em up in nine, And everybody sits back and says, "This just might take some time." See the blur of flyin’ fingers, see the red coal burnin’ bright As the night turns into mornin’ and the mornin’ fades to night And the autumn turns to summer and a whole damn year is gone But the two still sit on that roach-filled stage, smokin' and rollin' on With tremblin’ hands he rolls his jays with fingers blue and stiff She coughs and stares with bloodshot gaze, and puffs through blistered lips. And as she reaches out her hand for another stick of gold The Kid he gasps, "Goddamn it, bitch, there's nothin' left to roll!" "Nothin’ left to roll?", screams Pearl, "Is this some twisted joke?” “I didn't come here to fuck around, man, I come here to SMOKE!" And she reaches 'cross the table And grabs his bony sleeves And she crumbles his body between her hands like dried and brittle leaves Flickin' out his teeth and bones like useless stems and seeds And then she rolls him in a Zig Zag and lights him like a roach. And the fastest man with the fastest hands goes up in a puff of smoke. In the laid-back California town of sunny San Rafael Lives a girl named Pearly Sweetcake, you prob’ly know her well. She’s been stoned twenty-one of her twenty-four years, and the story’s widely told. How she still can smoke them faster than anyone can roll While off in New York City on a street that has no name. There's the hands of the Calistoga Kid in the Viper Hall of Fame And underneath his fingers there's a little golden scroll That says, Beware of Bein’ the Roller When There's Nothin’ Left to Roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 yo wtf is up with you guys posting up fucking novels i read nothing in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 glad you pointed out the misspelling in this thread...but that shit is ruining it for me...in order for people to want to dig what your saying...you gotta present your shit in an orderly fashion...how the fuck do people keep mixing up THEN and THAN... i went to the store THEN I got drunk Colt 45 is better THAN Champale OH COME ON NOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneleggedupsidedownunder Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 fuck closed minded people politics religion etc......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 AGALAGALAGALAGA!!! /drunkyell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneleggedupsidedownunder Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 fuck politics but props to anyone thats hip to ron paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escoone! Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Welcome to life now stop posting pictures of weed in tupperware and girls with big boobs fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 SMASH, look at that fineeee white girl ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneleggedupsidedownunder Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 says the guy with the die hard 420 screen name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Welcome to life now stop posting pictures of weed in tupperware and girls with big boobs fag. This coming from a guy called Die_HaRd420? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 fuck politics but props to anyone thats hip to ron paul You've got to be kidding me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Welcome to life now stop posting pictures of weed in tupperware and girls with big boobs fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escoone! Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Ya I was smoking weed and i looked at the ground and saw a die hard dvd when i made this name, you got me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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