tipsycripsy420 Posted November 25, 2007 Author Share Posted November 25, 2007 no, i think thats a bad idea crooked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 wait till bloodfart gets in here. she'll support it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 I would have a lot of questions of i was the only person on earth for a week. 1. How did this scenario come to be? Aliens? Disease? Some other terribly unthought-out sci fi plot line including quantum physics, meta physics, or ground hogs? What did Jesus do? Did satan do it? I might just kill myself with guilt. 2. After the week is over is everyone back to normal? Are people staring at my like why the fuck was I left alone on earth for a week and not them? Am I now the scape goat for the world's problems like when everyone was gone I went and fucked everything up? I might just kill myself. 3. Did something tell me this was going to happen? Do I know it's only for a week? If I didn't know it was for only a week I'd probably just kill myself. 4. Is everything still functioning? Is this some weird "day without a mexican" type shit where now that everyones gone, my electricity is dead, my food is spoiled, my water is off, my toilet doesn't flush, my tv doesnt work, the gas station doesnt pump gas, the fucking railways arent running, the airplanes won't fly, I can't get anywhere to steal anything of any significance, can't cook, can't eat, heater doesn't work, nuclear reactors are overloading, dams are breaking, satellights are crashing to earth, elephants and flamingoes escaped from the zoo and are fucking each other in my front yard. I'd probably kill myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 25, 2007 Author Share Posted November 25, 2007 i wasnt aiming for the whole EVERYTHING ended scenario you looked pretty deep soup i Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 I wouldnt call that deep, but whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 25, 2007 Author Share Posted November 25, 2007 its pretty hard to make a clear point on here with one post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Maybe deeper than just saying "I'd fuck shit up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 25, 2007 Author Share Posted November 25, 2007 thats basically what i was going for when i said "deep" yadidadigamysammich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Money. Banks and Beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 You should play dungeons and dragons. If you like making/answering these kinds of threads, you'd be a really radical dungeon master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Change all the major streets signs to one way only leaving the city. Theft and Graff as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Maybe deeper than just saying "I'd fuck shit up!" i mean, its some odd A.M. in Channel Zero. Cmon. I never thought I would be the one to say this, but go to crossfire with your deep thought shit right now. dungeons and dragons... cmon cant you see we are on some stoned lets talk about little animals shit here. post images of little animals or get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 25, 2007 Author Share Posted November 25, 2007 i would also enjoy taking a shit in a bag and putting it in one of you guys' entertainment centers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 id like to go peruse confidential files at the pentagon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 25, 2007 Author Share Posted November 25, 2007 there would still be people in the pentagon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 boooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 25, 2007 Author Share Posted November 25, 2007 oh i think you sort of missed my stupid humor on that crooked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 no i got it, i was just responding in turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 25, 2007 Author Share Posted November 25, 2007 ah gotcha i just thought about this though everything would be so godamn quiet i think i would die i cant handle the silence unless im reading but i am illiterate therefore....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 cant you see we are on some stoned lets talk about little animals shit here. Oh and I'm not? Sounds like you're already on some "I'm the only cool kid here" type shit even without this thread. On my solo week of earth walking im digging a hundred foot ditch around your house so when you reappear you're fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 how wide is this ditch? if its like a foot, i could probably clear it. more than that, and maybe im fucked. naw, i know im not the only cool kid around, just one of the few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 i also like that you would spend the entire week diggin this ditch. good dedication. i would just blow your shit up and move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 It's pretty wide, but even still... I wasnt gonna post this because I wanted it to be a surprise... There's beartraps covering the floor of your house. You're legs are fucked even before you snap them at the bottom of the ditch. Where theres another surprise... Okay it's radioactively mutated lamagators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 i also like that you would spend the entire week diggin this ditch. good dedication. i would just blow your shit up and move on. Naw awww, your level 1 cool guy "blow shit up" attack was repelled with my level four nigger wizard shaft jump shot shazaam dick in the eye counter attack. Now you have to wait four turns while the pink eye fades before returning to the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 25, 2007 Author Share Posted November 25, 2007 do you actually play dungeons and dragons soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Hahaha acutally i did once with some fifth graders when i was like seven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 I was a wizard in elementary school until I lost my staff to the streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 25, 2007 Author Share Posted November 25, 2007 im sorry to hear that i love the fact lots of threads in here lately have a certain topic and everything starts to go haywire and people start jaw flapping about every which thing it doesnt bother me its quite funny actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 derailing threads... lately? Old as time son. Old as time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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