Hayabusa Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 i recently saw this show on tv, brought back tons of old childhood memories of how wicked smurf toys used to be, and how fun the show was to watch when i was a little kid. back in the day me and some friends had all the little houses and lil guys and playing with those toys was the best thing ever how things change now kids have fucking anime BS cartoons with crap animation and no imagination they have cartoons about playing cards for fucks sake its ridiculous :( smurfs are dope, i will use my online time these days to watch smurf cartoons over the internet that is all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 snorks are way better than smurfs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 http://youtube.com/watch?v=aKsRR29JODc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 ^^^^ :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 LOL! I heard they pulled that shit off the air cause it "promoted drug use, hippy communism, and gangbangs being as it was one chick per all them dudes". Or something like that. Christians are fucking crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf Lost episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need. Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Sean Smith: Smurfette? Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck. Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay? Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape. Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick? Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinTimberlake Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 snorks are way better than smurfs this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need. Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Sean Smith: Smurfette? Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck. Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay? Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape. Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick? Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us? LOL! What's that from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Smurfs are communists. Papa Smurf is the red leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exzo757 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Nice, I find it funny that someone brought up the snorks, they were bascly the same the same show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 the best episode? http://www.fucd.com/index.php?link=850 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 unrelated Cradling his head to her crotch, Smurfette’s hips begin to slowly grind and twitch, for Papa Smurf’s tongue has unerringly found her S-spot, and Smurfette begins the slow, hot, agonizing rise to ecstasy. “Oh, make me smurf, baby, make me smurf!” she pants, each stroke of his tongue causing her to throb and clutch. As Smurfette’s moans and cries rise in pitch higher and higher, the crowd gazes in amazement at the mighty mound of meat struggling to escape from Papa Smurf’s pants. This, then, is the legendary Trouser Titan…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudebra1 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 LOL! What's that from? Donnie Darko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I see that Hayabusa created a thread that has no comics in it... slacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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