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I stay loving kittens.

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This one's cute.

Because he's so fat.

 

I was supposed to get a kitten for Valentine's Day.

But I was a brat.

And said I didn't want one anymore.

Even though we both knew that was a lie.

So I wait.

It was said to me,

"Quit your job, I'll buy you a kitten, you can stay home and take care of it all day."

I tried to quit my job.

It didn't work.

Maybe I should have been more extreme about it.

And done something involving shit and yelling.

But instead, I just said,

"I quit."

So still no kitten.

Maybe soon.

 

There are alot of stray cats in my apartment complex.

I am going to lure them into my arms tonight.

By any means necessary.

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vida loves teh internets and watching tv..

 

 

and for oddly loves to sleep under a \\\\\\\\\\\\\blanket with her head out like a ---------human-

 

 

^^^^^^^ she helped me type that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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its so funny cause she is obbessed with being in the bathroom with us no matter what we are doing. sitting on the toliet, brushing our teeth..taking a shower. even when machai is taking a bath he manages to get her drenched every single time but she still hangs out with him while he's in the tub!

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he rides it if i put him on it and push it.but thats rude.

 

only as rude as my old man teaching me how to ride a bike. of course, when i ate concrete i didn't think he was the coolest. plus can cats push themselves? never seen that.

 

I stay loving kittens.

pugsly.jpg

This one's cute.

Because he's so fat.

 

that is one fat cat!! my yellow cat had to go on a diet because he's "bordering on obese" :rolleyes: according to his know-nothing doctor ;) but he's lost a lot of weight. Passover is coming and Jews can't have chametz (leaven) in the house during that time so they get this...

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kosher cat food like what!

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this cat doesn't look super happy but he's holy!!

 

I was supposed to get a kitten for Valentine's Day.

But I was a brat.

And said I didn't want one anymore.

Even though we both knew that was a lie.

So I wait.

It was said to me,

"Quit your job, I'll buy you a kitten, you can stay home and take care of it all day."

I tried to quit my job.

It didn't work.

Maybe I should have been more extreme about it.

And done something involving shit and yelling.

But instead, I just said,

"I quit."

So still no kitten.

Maybe soon.

 

There are alot of stray cats in my apartment complex.

I am going to lure them into my arms tonight.

By any means necessary.

 

yes stray cats rule. my buddy whose house i was at recently hates me because his neighbor's black cat hangs out at the house all the time since i got his wife to give the cat some food. he thinks it's a curse: i don't believe in that garbage.

 

i dunno if violence is the key to getting one of your own... but it could work.

 

this thread makes me want another kitten very badly.

 

my cat is currently afraid of the floor. she jumps from surface to surface, and sprints as fast as possible when shes on the floor to get off it.

 

you need the dog whisperer, but for cats. dunno if that exists.

 

its so funny cause she is obbessed with being in the bathroom with us no matter what we are doing. sitting on the toliet, brushing our teeth..taking a shower. even when machai is taking a bath he manages to get her drenched every single time but she still hangs out with him while he's in the tub!

 

that's champion. both of our cats hate the water, the blonde one scratches the shit out of me when i bathe him and cries like he's dying... and he doesn't even have claws.

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