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This is the first and only game I will ever play.

I refuse to even give other games a chance.

I am close-minded.

 

It doesn't so much make my eyes sore, but it does something to my vision.

Everything moves in wierd ways.

And shifts around once I take my eyes off the game and start trying to look around at anything.

It's real strange.

And I have asked the dudes if it does that to them as well.

They say it is only me.

I think they are full of lies.

 

The game has been telling me to step it up and play on HARD.

The game doesn't know me well enough to make that decision for me.

Hard makes my brain hurt.

Too much, too fast.

I can't even compute what I am supposed to be doing.

So I will continue to play on Medium.

I have seen a few dudes play on Hard.

Even highly-skilled players ruin the songs.

It is just a mess of beeps and boops.

It's too much for us mere mortals.

 

One thing that makes me mad about this game is the vocals.

Like, they couldn't get the real dudes to sing on some songs.

So they got Danzig and Axle Rose impersonators, as if noone would notice that thier singing is just wrong and off.

It really gets my goat.

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Yeah, it's not as though Sony doesn't own the rights to most of the songs (if not all) that are on there.

And the feelings of thigns going all distorted after playing for a while isn't just you, as I attest above.

On the first game my friend is pretty good at hard on a few songs. Apparently the second one is much harder.

On the next game they should have a couple of songs by Dream Theater, Michael Angelo, Steve Vai, and Yngwie Malmsteen. Fuck all this faggoty shit like that Girlfriend song (which I can/have never be bothered to play!) we need some real guitar classics by actual guitar heroes, not some of the B grade stuff they put in the game.

 

Anyone else find YYZ harder than Freebird on this game?

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This is the first and only game I will ever play.

I refuse to even give other games a chance.

I am close-minded.

 

It doesn't so much make my eyes sore, but it does something to my vision.

Everything moves in wierd ways.

And shifts around once I take my eyes off the game and start trying to look around at anything.

It's real strange.

And I have asked the dudes if it does that to them as well.

They say it is only me.

I think they are full of lies.

 

The game has been telling me to step it up and play on HARD.

The game doesn't know me well enough to make that decision for me.

Hard makes my brain hurt.

Too much, too fast.

I can't even compute what I am supposed to be doing.

So I will continue to play on Medium.

I have seen a few dudes play on Hard.

Even highly-skilled players ruin the songs.

It is just a mess of beeps and boops.

It's too much for us mere mortals.

 

One thing that makes me mad about this game is the vocals.

Like, they couldn't get the real dudes to sing on some songs.

So they got Danzig and Axle Rose impersonators, as if noone would notice that thier singing is just wrong and off.

It really gets my goat.

 

 

yea i was really disappointed by the vocals too...

i think its actually the vocals that keeps me from playing it more often and getting better...

you know... since thats all i ever hope to achieve in life...

 

wait a few months... yer place... beer... lots of beer... its goin down!

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Hell I wasn't typing like her at all. You misconstrued my intentions there EBPH. My songs I really want to see on this game are 'The Audience is Listening', No Boundaries, The Bells of Lal pt 2, and 'Universal Mind' by Liquid Tension Experiment.

 

I don't think I have gotten any higher than 98% on a song yet. But that was still a 5 star rating.

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yea i was really disappointed by the vocals too...

i think its actually the vocals that keeps me from playing it more often and getting better...

you know... since thats all i ever hope to achieve in life...

 

wait a few months... yer place... beer... lots of beer... its goin down!

 

 

A few months?

 

I am seriously starting to doubt your dedication to The Uniscorns.

Lots of beer is mandatory.

Beer that stains your teeth orange.

And tastes heavenly.

 

Speaking of teeth.

Gold grill.

All up in my mouf.

All my dreams have come true.

I am living the life.

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A few months?

 

I am seriously starting to doubt your dedication to The Uniscorns.

Lots of beer is mandatory.

Beer that stains your teeth orange.

And tastes heavenly.

 

Speaking of teeth.

Gold grill.

All up in my mouf.

All my dreams have come true.

I am living the life.

 

 

you know... since you guys have been gone... ive been drinking the orangey goodness on at least 3-4 seperate occasions. i guess its the tears coming out of my eyes... one side screams sparks... and the other screams uniscorns.

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New place>Old place.

Except we can't pee off the balcony anymore.

Unless we want to pee pee on our neighbor's porch.

Which we don't.

Yet.

 

I want to go home now.

And totally shred.

My mom smoked all the weed I left at her house.

And I have had my fill of family time.

Enough to last me a solid week.

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