transparent Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 i need some ideas for this 2nd annual terrible sweater/brutal gift swap party im going to....now last years party was a pretty huge success so the bar has been set pretty high... last year i got a pocket pussy that has now since seen better days and now i need something equally sick...not only that but the sweaters were really hainous and this year i'd like to top that so if you know where to get some fuggen lame sweaters with menorahs or deers or sleighs id be siked...do your worst i mean im trying to look like the biggest asshole possible................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 my gma gave me a used sweater it had moth balls in it she sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Get an urn put some regular firewood ashes in there and tell people that your mom or girlfriend passed away and their last words were for you to give them up to a complete stranger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 my gma gave me a used sweater it had moth balls in it she sucks pics?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 haha you do the ugly sweater party too? awesome! Zerocools Idea is good. But dont say it was their wish just say you thought they would like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 yea we were gonna go with terrible 80s/90s windsuits but some people dont like change... i like that idea but everyone at this party knows me and my fam so thatd be kinda hard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 OK.. go to some weird foreign shop and by an idol or some sort of cream thats suppose to make you "Strong like bull' or "Powerful like tiger". Most people get weirded out by foreign thing. Just come up with a killer story of how it makes you virile or fertile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I'm in Boston live right now with an 80z windbreaker on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 i think i might go with this little gem with a haggard button up underneath... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 take some glitter and glue to that bitch... a little tinsel and some buttons and you're good to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 so are you giving sweaters and bad gifts... or wearing sweaters and giving bad gifts? and no sweater vest is complete without a: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 giving brutal gifts in terrible sweaters and yea i was thinking about wearing a bowtie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Broken ipods are always good gifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Worst gift i ever got was given by my eighty year old great grandma last chirstmas. It was a milk chug and some bic pens. The milk chug had been siitting under my tree for two weeks before I opened it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 is a milk chug like the same as a gallon of milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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