shai Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 That was the entire story...me and Paris used to work together at a messenger company...I was one of the helper monkeys, and she was the HNIC (Head Nigga In Charge, aka the dispatcher, aka dickscratcher)...and, well, you know. We're both pretty stubborn, so sometimes we'd go nuts dealing with the BS and forget that it wasn't personal, it was business...somehow, we managed to get everything done and not kill each other in the process, so I would consider that a measure of success... But, it was fun, at the same time. I think we had fun...I DEFINITELY had a good time making certain people think, "You mean I have to get HIM to cooperate with me? He's insane! They don't fucking pay me enough money to work with freaks like that...what did I do wrong to deserve this? No wonder I spend all my money getting wasted after work, it helps me forget....etc., etc..." I'm almost positive I made a dispatcher or two cry at one point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 she means bicycle she means tricycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Now I feel, like I am one of the gang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 That sucks, I hope those kids get caught and get ass raped in jail Now that is funny Agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pace1 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Damn thats fucked up. I hope those kids all get buried alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I used to have a "special" water bottle that I kept filled with piss and bleach for the haters...yep, nothing like a little shot of Shai's Secret Homebrew to let some yuppie know that yeah, you fucked up...ha ha. One time, I got cut off by a prick in a brand new Mercedes...too bad for him I didn't go down, since I had just purchased a 32 oz. Coke and managed to not spill it...and, because I am a caring, sharing individual, I realized his bad driving might be due to dehydration, so I pulled up to him at the next red light, screamed, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!" and chucked the Big Gulp straight into his open window. Man, I miss doing shit like that. It used to make my day when I could ruin someone else's day and get away with it. Now I just yell at crackheads who try to steal my lawn furniture and recycling bins...but, I have plans for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Shai is a very creepy looking human being...I'm pretty confrontational, but I think I'd try my hardest to avoid a problem with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Shai is scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Looks are decieving...I'm the sweetest guy you'd ever want to meet. Honest...a few people here know me in person, they can attest to this. I really don't have a mean bone in my body, but there's plenty of mischevious ones in there. I never punch first. It's one of my cardinal rules. Actually, I try not to punch at all...there's more creative ways of getting even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Yeah, I don't mean you're scary lookin like you could kick my ass. You look like the kind of dude who'd tie muthafuckas up in his basement on some "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN" type shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Yeah, I don't mean you're scary lookin like you could kick my ass. You look like the kind of dude who'd tie muthafuckas up in his basement on some "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN" type shit That's funny, a friend of mine had a "who can look/be weirder?" contest a few summers ago...and the Buffalo Bill thing played heavily into that. Not fucked-up weird...just, having a good time being weird , and laughing at folks who couldn't hang. I think it was a draw- I was a lot weirder looking, but my friend has really bad ADHD, to the point where you hang out with him for five minutes and think, "What the HELL is wrong with this guy?" I'm sure we made some great first impressions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 worry to hear about your friend paris....i hope hes ok. oops!....i meant to type sorry not worry.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 hahahaha oh wait what? Damn dude. Not. Cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 you know what was funny? that one video of those kids driving around buckin' at people with a paintball gun that was hilarious though if they did that to me id start blapping at them with the glockmatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Fuck some hit and runs, theyre wrong, but i got blamed for one i didnt do and ive been stressed over a civil suit for the past 3 years for 300+ thousand dollars. I feel your pain but shit man when you DIDNT do it it sucks bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 That sucks. I hope it all works out for you. I don't mind taking the fall for my own shit, but fuck someone else's beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 People just think it's funny. They honestly beleive that because they're in a car and you're on a bike that they're somehow superior. All that changes with a bike-lock to the windshield accompanied by a beastly roar. Then they usually speed the fuck off pissing their pants. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Or just fucking shoot them. That would probably work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I remember telling one guy that if he got out of his car, it would end up with one of us dead and the other one going to prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I verlently hate people like that. I hope they all meet an ugly fate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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