Sick Nigel Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 80% of the us population has herpes.. pretty crazy huh Where are you getting your "information" from?? Thats about the stupidest thing Ive ever heard...Think about it for a minute. I'm sure mad people have it, it's easy to spread/not know you have it, but 80% includes children and the elderly (very very few of which have it I assume). If you break that down, then any of us who have had unprotected sex should have it somehow. Anybody else bothered by this statistic?? Anyone know if its true or what is ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I heard HAL is a frequent of the S&M porn. He is the guy in the zipper mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 they include mouth herpes in that 80% shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Hey Nigel, you are aware that in order to become elderly, a person must go through young adulthood and middle age? Herpes doesn't go away. Herpes also includes benign varieties, like cold sores and shit. Mouth herpes. And by the way, I do some of the really wierd fetish porn, the kind involving electronics and computers and shit. I'm not really into it, but it pays the bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 "geek porn" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Hey Nigel, you are aware that in order to become elderly, a person must go through young adulthood and middle age? Herpes doesn't go away. Herpes also includes benign varieties, like cold sores and shit. Mouth herpes. And by the way, I do some of the really wierd fetish porn, the kind involving electronics and computers and shit. I'm not really into it, but it pays the bills. If it keeps food in your mouth and a roof over your head, then its all good. Google "Geek Porn" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 why would you get tested? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 yeah, its better not knowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 bananna flavored cocktails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 i like to act like i don't know every time they tell the results. "sir you have aids" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" then i ramble on about how i knew i should have used a condom with those hookers 3 nights ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 im scared about stds..in the past year like 5 of my friends have caught something and it all comes back to the same girls,wrap it up kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 does that mean you and your friends all fuck the same 2 girls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 no no no, they fuck each other. for dick's sake, they're not a bunch of fucking deviants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 hahahah. NO. most of the girls my friends get with are just trying to get pills or coke.I will never touch a girl if she has banged one of my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 ^Good call... unless your friend took her virginity and you get a chance to smash the next day. Then again, in your case I might avoid that too. Fuck. Damn dude. Your friends kind of suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 yeah you need to take your coke and pills and go find some more worth your time whores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 yes they are shitty,but i dont do hard drugs and i definitely dont fuck every whore that comes my way,I like to distance myself from most of the kids i grew up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 so who here has gotten the dreaded qtip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 "The Judas Chair was a pyramid-shaped seat. The victim was placed on top of it, with the point inserted into their anus or vagina, then very slowly lowered by ropes. The intended effect was to stretch the orifice over a long period of time, sort of a slow motion impalement." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 :lol: :lol: the dick doctor......guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 80% of the us population has herpes.. pretty crazy huh Not true, but it is true for almost 50% of young adults. Recently a vaccine just came out for 3 kinds of HPV though, the 3 that cause cervical cancer. Ask your doctor..everyone should get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I don't have a cervix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 so who here has gotten the dreaded qtip? it hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 first, i didn't smash. second, hard up for pussy? lame, please. i was chilling with a chick you'd probably puke on your dick to get next to when some scumbag told me that she might have something. being that dude was a dumbfuck i didn't believe the gossip but took it with a grain of valtex. after i wouldn't give her the wood for a couple of weeks she went termite and started asking me to smash all the time. then the night she asked me to smash without my shit wrapped she probably knew why i was ducking the pussy and came clean the next morning. i get enough na-na to not have to say dumb shit like 'are you that hard-up for pussy?' on a message board so people think i pull buns. take note next time you feel like trying to be prick. ...and if I have hpv from kissing a bird- fuck it, i don't even have a cervex. did anyone actually read this funny shit??!! hahahahahahahahahaah classic. " after i wouldn't give her the wood for a couple of weeks she went termite" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 so who here has gotten the dreaded qtip? damn. that shit was in my top 3 WORST pains ever. I'm due for a test sometime soon. is el qtipo Necessary? can they just check my fuckin blood or somthin? when the doctor stuck that shit up there I swear my mind stopped functioning and just started pouring out colors over my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 THEY CAN JUST CHECK YOUR BLOOD AND YOUR URINE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 THEY CAN JUST CHECK YOUR BLOOD AND YOUR URINE then that's what I'm doin. ADVICE: NEVER GET A HUGE QTIP STUCK UP YOUR DICKHOLE FELLAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOLT CUTTERS Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Where are you getting your "information" from?? Thats about the stupidest thing Ive ever heard...Think about it for a minute. I'm sure mad people have it' date=' it's easy to spread/not know you have it, but 80% includes children and the elderly (very very few of which have it I assume). If you break that down, then any of us who have had unprotected sex should have it somehow. Anybody else bothered by this statistic?? Anyone know if its true or what is ?[/quote'] thats including people who have oral herpes... which you can get super easily i dunno what would be worse to have.. oral or genital. i wouldnt want nothin on my dick but to have to walk around with crazy sores on your mouth when you have an outbreak has got to really blow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 there're (at least) two kindsa herpeses, the oral version and genital version. you can get the oral one in your dick and the genital one in your mouth and vice versa. you can also have them both in your eyes. after you get it it stays hidden in your spine and comes back every third full moon Shit's mad nasty if it really blooms, but you can reduce the effects with different kindsa meds. I keep that shit in stock because I want to start the treatment whenever I fear I might've caught the fucker I remember kids in grade school had crazy mouth infestation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOLT CUTTERS Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 i knew a kid in 7th grade that had oral herpes... he got it from his aunt who also had it but didnt know.. just from kissing him on the mouth when he was like 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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