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80% of the us population has herpes.. pretty crazy huh

 

 

Where are you getting your "information" from?? Thats about the stupidest thing Ive ever heard...Think about it for a minute. I'm sure mad people have it, it's easy to spread/not know you have it, but 80% includes children and the elderly (very very few of which have it I assume). If you break that down, then any of us who have had unprotected sex should have it somehow. Anybody else bothered by this statistic?? Anyone know if its true or what is ?

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Hey Nigel, you are aware that in order to become elderly, a person must go through young adulthood and middle age? Herpes doesn't go away.

 

Herpes also includes benign varieties, like cold sores and shit. Mouth herpes.

 

And by the way, I do some of the really wierd fetish porn, the kind involving electronics and computers and shit. I'm not really into it, but it pays the bills.

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Hey Nigel, you are aware that in order to become elderly, a person must go through young adulthood and middle age? Herpes doesn't go away.

 

Herpes also includes benign varieties, like cold sores and shit. Mouth herpes.

 

And by the way, I do some of the really wierd fetish porn, the kind involving electronics and computers and shit. I'm not really into it, but it pays the bills.

 

 

 

If it keeps food in your mouth and a roof over your head, then its all good.

 

 

Google "Geek Porn"

 

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"The Judas Chair was a pyramid-shaped seat. The victim was placed on top of it, with the point inserted into their anus or vagina, then very slowly lowered by ropes. The intended effect was to stretch the orifice over a long period of time, sort of a slow motion impalement."

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first, i didn't smash.

 

second, hard up for pussy? lame, please. i was chilling with a chick you'd probably puke on your dick to get next to when some scumbag told me that she might have something. being that dude was a dumbfuck i didn't believe the gossip but took it with a grain of valtex.

 

after i wouldn't give her the wood for a couple of weeks she went termite and started asking me to smash all the time. then the night she asked me to smash without my shit wrapped she probably knew why i was ducking the pussy and came clean the next morning.

 

i get enough na-na to not have to say dumb shit like 'are you that hard-up for pussy?' on a message board so people think i pull buns. take note next time you feel like trying to be prick.

 

 

...and if I have hpv from kissing a bird- fuck it, i don't even have a cervex.

 

 

did anyone actually read this funny shit??!!

 

hahahahahahahahahaah classic.

 

" after i wouldn't give her the wood for a couple of weeks she went termite"

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so who here has gotten the dreaded qtip?

 

 

damn. that shit was in my top 3 WORST pains ever. I'm due for a test sometime soon. is el qtipo Necessary? can they just check my fuckin blood or somthin? when the doctor stuck that shit up there I swear my mind stopped functioning and just started pouring out colors over my eyes.

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Where are you getting your "information" from?? Thats about the stupidest thing Ive ever heard...Think about it for a minute. I'm sure mad people have it' date=' it's easy to spread/not know you have it, but 80% includes children and the elderly (very very few of which have it I assume). If you break that down, then any of us who have had unprotected sex should have it somehow. Anybody else bothered by this statistic?? Anyone know if its true or what is ?[/quote']

 

thats including people who have oral herpes... which you can get super easily

 

i dunno what would be worse to have.. oral or genital. i wouldnt want nothin on my dick but to have to walk around with crazy sores on your mouth when you have an outbreak has got to really blow

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there're (at least) two kindsa herpeses, the oral version and genital version. you can get the oral one in your dick and the genital one in your mouth and vice versa. you can also have them both in your eyes. after you get it it stays hidden in your spine and comes back every third full moon

 

Shit's mad nasty if it really blooms, but you can reduce the effects with different kindsa meds. I keep that shit in stock because I want to start the treatment whenever I fear I might've caught the fucker

 

I remember kids in grade school had crazy mouth infestation

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