modifly Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD i hate white women. my farts smell like blueberry pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdjk1 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 btw, winky shoulda one that shit. but jermaine taylor held his own though o and i heard when your farts smell you know a shits coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR_SHIFTY Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 just to let u know most chicks fart wen there asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 get some lactaid or stop eating dairy. also, let's hear it for caps lock, y'all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD WHEN MEXICAN WOMEN DO IT THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TO WIPE. AND THE "CONTENTS" IS WRAPPED IN A FLOUR OR CORN TORTILLA. That has to be one of the all time best thingas ever offered on 12oz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 ..not really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 ...Want to fight? *throws shit and pico filled tortilla at weird guy who just showed up in Channel Zero... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD Originally Posted by WEAK CRACKUH WHEN MEXICAN WOMEN DO IT THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TO WIPE. AND THE "CONTENTS" IS WRAPPED IN A FLOUR OR CORN TORTILLA. fucking oath that made me laugh like a bitch. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD how bout I jus shit ina jar.. then you can smear it... an even have some fer later.! you should try out for japanese porn then. they're into that wack shit. on that note...you're mexican, you are well aware of sharpie make-up tactics. next time just add a lil extra tape to your eye lid. you'll offficially be japexican. you'll make a small fortune. and word. not singling you out or dissing you....but hey. its a funny thing to say. it was either that ^^ or SMAAAASH...so. ya know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 fucking A....that last one smelt like egg rolls.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 sucks to be you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 sucks to be you tell me about it...its cause i just ate L&L's hawaiian bbq Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 a qt. of chocolate milk typically clears me right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I got the stale-lingering farts! they really smell bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I got the stale-lingering farts! they really smell bad! any body ever have "sulfur burps".....i had these once for like a week....each burp gave me the throwing up sensation.....they were fucking nasty incontrollable and smelt fucking gross.....one of my friends put it best..."ew what the fuck was that?....it smelt like a fucking carcas." true story.. see.. http://blog.whimsplace.com/index.php?blog=5&title=rotten_egg_burps&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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