Theo Huxtable. Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS MY FARTS HAVE BEEN SMELLING LIKE CHINESE FOOD. THING IS, I HAVENT EATEN CHINESE FOOD. IT HAPPENED EVER SINCE I HAD A PIZZA ON SATURDAY WHEN WE WERE WATCHING THE JERMAINE TAYLOR AND WINKY WRIGHT FIGHT. IT WAS A PIZZA ON WHEAT CRUST, WITH MOZARELLA, TOMATO SAUCE, GARLIC SAUCE, BASIL, GRILLED CHICKEN, AND TOMATOES. EVER SINCE MY FARTS HAVE BEEN SMELLING LIKE CHINESE FOOD, SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINES OF FRIED RICE OR CHOW MEIN. PROBABLY MORE CLOSER TO CHOW MEIN THAN ANYTHING. ANYONE EVER HAD A SIMILAR PROBLEM OF FARTS SMELLING LIKE BROCOLLI BEEF OR EGG FU-YUNG BUT YOU DIDNT EAT CHINESE FOOD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD Get some fiber, clean yourself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD replusive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD replusive! Like you shit dont stink, burrito breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD ego maniac huele a frijoles quemados Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD Like you shit dont stink' date=' burrito breath.[/quote'] oh my shit stinks.... my flatulence... doesnt cacabreath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD Youre wifey. You will bear the fruits of my seed one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted June 19, 2006 Author Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD SOMEBODY TOLD ME LATINA CHICKS DONT FART OR POOP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD they lied ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD they lied ^^^ A lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD they lied ^^^ shit on my chest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD how bout I jus shit ina jar.. then you can smear it... an even have some fer later.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted June 19, 2006 Author Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD IT WAS TWO LATINA CHICKS THAT TOLD ME THAT. ONE MEXICAN, THE OTHER MEXICAN/GUATAMALEN. I ACCUSED THE MEXICAN OF TAKING A DUMP AND SHE SAID SHE "DOESN'T DO THINGS LIKE THAT" AND GOT PISSED. AND THE OTHER ONE SAID SOMETHING ALONG THE SAME LINES. SO I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME CODE HELD BY MEXICAN WOMEN TO NEVER REVEAL THEY POOP. I HEARD IT DATES BACK TO THE AZTEC AND MAYAN TIMES. AZTEC WOMEN WOULD SACRIFICE THEIR POOP TO THE GODS AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD Idiot. all humans shit. we jus do it much more gracefully than gringas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD Idiot. all humans shit. we jus do it much more gracefully than gringas... not perras perrrrrrrrrrrrrra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted June 19, 2006 Author Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD I AGREE. I BET THE WHITE WOMEN ARE RAUNCHY AND BARBARIC WITH IT. WHEN MEXICAN WOMEN DO IT THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TO WIPE. AND THE "CONTENTS" IS WRAPPED IN A FLOUR OR CORN TORTILLA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT. I HEARD IT IS SHIPPED TO MIGRANT WORKERS TO USE AS FERTILIZER ON THE FARMS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD hahahahah ^^ yeh I heard white girls dont wipe... white girls... feel free to comment.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD SHES A MANIAC MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIAC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS MY FARTS HAVE BEEN SMELLING LIKE CHINESE FOOD. THING IS' date=' I HAVENT EATEN CHINESE FOOD.[/quote'] capture the next one in a jar then post on here as a .zip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD dont wipe? wtf??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD oh man i just woke up, been farting. theyre really smelly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD nah, white girls shit. they just say 'excuse me' and do a hail mary with every little noise that comes out of their pearly little anuses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD i had a dream last night that i went to mcdonalds for breakfast. it was lucid as fuck. and i kept on yelling at my friend because i thought he stole my egg mcmuffin, only to find that for some reason it was on my lap. it was tasty in my dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD oh man i just woke up, been farting. theyre really smelly! so low of you to speak on such things on this here fine forum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD every other post kimball makes is about his flatulence. he stays on that hype. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD a ch. 0 without optimal fart discussion is a ch.0 not worth existing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD damn kimball..you sleep more than me. yea. thats a lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD I work hard, I sleep hard. and i ESPECIALLY fart hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD whata stinky human you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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