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MY CHINESE FOOD SMELLS LIKE FARTS!

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FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS MY FARTS HAVE BEEN SMELLING LIKE CHINESE FOOD. THING IS, I HAVENT EATEN CHINESE FOOD. IT HAPPENED EVER SINCE I HAD A PIZZA ON SATURDAY WHEN WE WERE WATCHING THE JERMAINE TAYLOR AND WINKY WRIGHT FIGHT. IT WAS A PIZZA ON WHEAT CRUST, WITH MOZARELLA, TOMATO SAUCE, GARLIC SAUCE, BASIL, GRILLED CHICKEN, AND TOMATOES. EVER SINCE MY FARTS HAVE BEEN SMELLING LIKE CHINESE FOOD, SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINES OF FRIED RICE OR CHOW MEIN. PROBABLY MORE CLOSER TO CHOW MEIN THAN ANYTHING.

 

ANYONE EVER HAD A SIMILAR PROBLEM OF FARTS SMELLING LIKE BROCOLLI BEEF OR EGG FU-YUNG BUT YOU DIDNT EAT CHINESE FOOD?

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

 

Get some fiber, clean yourself out.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

 

replusive!

 

 

Like you shit dont stink, burrito breath.

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Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

 

Like you shit dont stink' date=' burrito breath.[/quote']

 

 

 

oh my shit stinks....

my flatulence...

doesnt

 

 

 

 

cacabreath.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

 

they lied ^^^

 

 

A lot

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Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

 

how bout I jus shit ina jar.. then you can smear it... an even have some fer later.!

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Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

 

IT WAS TWO LATINA CHICKS THAT TOLD ME THAT. ONE MEXICAN, THE OTHER MEXICAN/GUATAMALEN. I ACCUSED THE MEXICAN OF TAKING A DUMP AND SHE SAID SHE "DOESN'T DO THINGS LIKE THAT" AND GOT PISSED. AND THE OTHER ONE SAID SOMETHING ALONG THE SAME LINES. SO I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME CODE HELD BY MEXICAN WOMEN TO NEVER REVEAL THEY POOP. I HEARD IT DATES BACK TO THE AZTEC AND MAYAN TIMES. AZTEC WOMEN WOULD SACRIFICE THEIR POOP TO THE GODS AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMIDS.

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Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

 

Idiot.

all humans shit.

 

 

we jus do it much more gracefully than gringas...

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Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

 

Idiot.

all humans shit.

 

 

we jus do it much more gracefully than gringas...

 

not perras

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

perrrrrrrrrrrrrra

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Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

 

I AGREE. I BET THE WHITE WOMEN ARE RAUNCHY AND BARBARIC WITH IT. WHEN MEXICAN WOMEN DO IT THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TO WIPE. AND THE "CONTENTS" IS WRAPPED IN A FLOUR OR CORN TORTILLA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT. I HEARD IT IS SHIPPED TO MIGRANT WORKERS TO USE AS FERTILIZER ON THE FARMS.

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Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

 

hahahahah ^^

 

 

yeh I heard white girls dont wipe...

white girls... feel free to comment..

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FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS MY FARTS HAVE BEEN SMELLING LIKE CHINESE FOOD. THING IS' date=' I HAVENT EATEN CHINESE FOOD.[/quote']

 

capture the next one in a jar then post on here as a .zip.

 

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Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

 

oh man i just woke up, been farting.

 

theyre really smelly!

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Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

 

nah, white girls shit. they just say 'excuse me' and do a hail mary with every little noise that comes out of their pearly little anuses.

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Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

 

i had a dream last night that i went to mcdonalds for breakfast. it was lucid as fuck.

 

and i kept on yelling at my friend because i thought he stole my egg mcmuffin, only to find that for some reason it was on my lap. it was tasty in my dream.

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Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

 

oh man i just woke up, been farting.

 

theyre really smelly!

 

 

so low of you to speak on such things on

this here fine forum...

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