ego maniac Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 maybe some pinto beans would be more to yer liking? whats little. blue. an makes ya shtifff? badumdum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 do it shameless! do it for the 12oz channel 0 heads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 ATTN I hear eye drops are poisonous and affect your central nerve system. I suggest laxatives, the guy might be extra sensitive for eyedrops, and pass out for life. That'd mean your sandwiches getting stolen in FEDERAL PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 From snopes.com "Yet all is not well in revenge land. While it is true that Visine is readily obtainable (it's an non-prescription eye drop manufactured by pharmaceutical giant Pfizer), a drink spiked with it not only won't produce diarrhea in the one unfortunate enough to drink the concoction, but ingestion of the product is downright dangerous, making this "harmless" form of retaliation fraught with hazard. The active ingredient in Visine eye drops is Tetrahydrozoline HCl 0.05%. Swallowing this substance can result in a number of nasty effects, including: Lowering body temperature to dangerous levels Making breathing difficult, or even halting it entirely Blurring vision Causing nausea and vomiting Elevating and then dropping blood pressure Causing seizures or tremors Sending the ingester into a coma Pfizer's cautions to users of Visine include, "If swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away." In view of the above list, that advice should not be taken lightly." So yeah, go laxative. And black mouth gum. Remember how funny that shit was in Pee Wee's Big Adventure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I say, baby birds, baby mice, or a dead mouse, all encapsulated inside a sandwich along with the regular sandwich things, but so they are not noticeable. This same shit happened to me, but it was with Gatorade. I was working at a carwash. Lots of fresh out the pen niggas working there. So someone kept drinking my Gatorade. Me and a buddy were working on a cars interior, the shit belonged to a drug dealer. One single crack rock fell out of the car's backseat and I found it, crushed it up, and mixed it into the Gatorade. I found out who it was when the sorry motherfucker had to go to the ER because he started having convulsions and shit. Needless to say, no one ever drank my shit again, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 ^^you wont do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Rub herpes into the sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 YES!!!! my vote goes for HERPES. that's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ckit Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 ground up babies. they're a laxitive. cheap too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 buy one of these: stock it with mad good food and keep it on you at all times then bust it out at lunch and eat your goodies in front of the kids while looking at them all hardt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 hahaha the GI joe shit was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 yeah, wtf? tuna toasted is the shit how about a chewing tabacco sandwich, mostly harmless, yet nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyrax Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Roofies. Fuck him in the ass after he finishes that bitch and tell him why he's walking funny the next day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 do a bunch of nasty shit to your food for the next week or so. then after that, put a piece of paper inside a sandwich with a list of all the vile shit they have eaten for the past week. you might not find out who did it via this method, but at least you'll be rest assured that you got even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Clearly you need to bust one in a gyros. "... Wait a minute, that's not tzatziki sauce!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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