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....thats about the only way i can describe the level of hotness this girl was pushing yesterday. if you took the cuteness (and hairstyle) of a semi-scene girl and replaced the dumpy pbr body with that of a cheerleader this is what you would get. that and the first public erection since 6th grade.

 

 

p.s.- talking to a girl at the gym is one of the hardest things on earth to do (unless you are comfortable with looking like a complete douchebag). for someone with my clumsy game landing this girl is pretty much mission impossible.

 

p.s.-this is what comes up when you google image "holy fucking shit"

 

gasface.jpg

 

....as in "holy fucking shit! did you just see that grown man dressed as a 13 year old?".

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Damn you..I've been trying to find something new for weeks since I broke up with my ex..All I keep hanging out with are hood-rats and emotional wrecks...

 

I did get this girl's number that I knew from High School..Only problem is that her ex is somewhat of an aquintance and a pituitary giant.

 

I sware to GOD I'm going to join eHarmony or Match.com if this shit doesn't start working out..(sarcasm)

 

google image search: pituitary giant

 

17388f1.jpg

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Damn you..I've been trying to find something new for weeks since I broke up with my ex..All I keep hanging out with are hood-rats and emotional wrecks...

 

I did get this girl's number that I knew from High School..Only problem is that her ex is somewhat of an aquintance and a pituitary giant.

 

I sware to GOD I'm going to join eHarmony or Match.com if this shit doesn't start working out..(sarcasm)

 

google image search: pituitary giant

 

17388f1.jpg

 

 

That pic is disturbing

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