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microsoft excel is making my life real easy right now (pivot tables, kid) so thats that. macintosh users...go ahead and suck my nuts. microsoft excel is the deal. end of story.

 

 

to back up my point, this is what you get when you google image "cruching numbers"

 

weekly_12_23_05bu.jpg

 

crunchcrunchcrunch.....this guy has a bottle of scotch in his left desk drawer.

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Excel is for power movers.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Power Point is for power shakers.

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uh' date=' i have excel on my mac[/quote']

 

You should lie, then make the guy with Office 2003 do it.

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i can't pass my work off on anyone else.

 

the spreadsheets are the easy part anyway

 

it's dechorionating the morphants that's the hard part

 

appreciated somewhat

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fuck all microsoft office programs that cost a grand just get Openoffice its better and its free

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^HA! I love excel because it makes hard tasks simple and simple tasks look like it took real time to put together...I hate that I just wrote that

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I can handle my shit pretty good on an alarming amount of different programs. But I know dick about Excel. I think I used it once in 10th grade.

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i have excel / microsoft office on my mac also...lol...

 

i used open office, it just doesn't run nice on apple having to deal with x11 and a lot of bugs

 

neo office is better, but still some bugs... they are however brining out v.2 soon, so we'll see how that goes..

 

but it is true, microsoft office is really handy... there are a lot of free alternatives, but m$ office has been tested and tested and stable and shit, that it just really good... i'd probably even say better on a mac than windows..

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i can't pass my work off on anyone else.

 

the spreadsheets are the easy part anyway

 

it's dechorionating the morphants that's the hard part

 

appreciated somewhat

 

????

 

you build alien ships dont you.

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yeah excel is great. whenever im bored or finished doing real work i grab a seat and make some bullshit spreadsheet that accomplishes nothing but looks great. and i get rewarded for it.

 

winnar.

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neooffice is ok, i have that too.

 

when your boss hands you a G5 and it's laced with programs, you don't complain.

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????

 

you build alien ships dont you.

 

werd to that, and also genetic manipulation of live fish embryos

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werd to that' date=' and also genetic manipulation of live fish embryos[/quote']

 

Scientology must be fun

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i know nothing of tom cruise and his cult of personality

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microsoft excel is making my life real easy right now (pivot tables, kid) so thats that. macintosh users...go ahead and suck my nuts. microsoft excel is the deal. end of story.

 

 

to back up my point, this is what you get when you google image "cruching numbers"

 

http://www.ticotimes.net/images/weekly_12_23_05bu.jpg

 

crunchcrunchcrunch.....this guy has a bottle of scotch in his left desk drawer.

 

 

nerdface.

 

Viva LA Macs....

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i know nothing of tom cruise and his cult of personality

 

But you build their ships and genetically enhance their fish? Hmmm....:confused:

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real niggas use Access!!!

 

 

but anyway

 

 

I was working today on this excel table that was in Word (it was designed by a schoolmate/co-worker a few years back)...tried to make some edits and the formatting got all screwed...so I copied it into excel and it got fucked up even worse... so what I thought was gonna be a 15 minute job of cutting and pasting text into my pre-designed table now looks like its gonna take me all tommorow morning to reedesign the table so I can paste it into word w/o fucking up... oy vey

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when your boss hands you a G5 and it's laced with programs, you don't complain.

 

or when you buy it yourself as well

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