rattleytins Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 i remember a few years back at this gallery opening the DJ stops in the middle of his little set and goes "DONT... FUCKING... TAG UP THE BATHROOM, IF I CATCH ONE OF YOU LITTLE FUCKS DOING THIS I WILL PERSONALLY BREAK YOUR ARM..." guy in crowd: "WE'RE ALL TAGGERS HERE DUMBSHIT!" DJ goes back to his set and ends up getting robbed after the show hahaha thats joookes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 Good job. your parents would be proud? Still prouder than yours. At least I'm not a 30 yr old who's so bored with their job they need to fuck with people's food at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 ^ oh shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 i was maggot, sitting at a bar stool and drunkenly spat on the bar. the owner came up to me and was like 'dude, you bombed the shit or the men's then SPIT ON THE BAR ?!" i was just like 'sorry.' then i bombed the ladies for even more ups Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 then i bombed the ladies for even more ups (if that's even possible) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke skywalker Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 i've been known to pee right at the bar. most of the time the bar comes up over the waist so no one can really tell what your doing below. not anymore though, kind of juvenile and pretty disgusting to be peeing on shit. drank my buddies pee once on accident (he's not a buddy anymore). he and some other dumbfucks that i used to call friends were pouring shots at a party for this girl and some guy, i walked up saw the shots, downed one, and immediately heard my group of former friends explode into laughter, i was a little drunk but still knew that the shot was not alcoholic. not really a cool thing to do to anyone. why don't people just drink and have conversations? too many people runnin round with peter pan syndrome, thinkin dumb shit is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 haha, yeah i'd be pissed off, but that's hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Basegow Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 IT'S COOL TO DO FILL-INS IN THE BATHROOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I allwasy piss at the bar if ive drunk one to many, but amy of times if a place pissises me off..they shouldnt have cause damage allways comes...Take of the dunny roll and shuv the fucker so far down the toiletit blocks, and when peopls block toilets the aftermath of that night isnt pretty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I allwasy piss at the bar if ive drunk one to many' date=' but amy of times if a place pissises me off..they shouldnt have cause damage allways comes...Take of the dunny roll and shuv the fucker so far down the toiletit blocks, and when peopls block toilets the aftermath of that night isnt pretty...[/quote'] this is so funny especially if you picture a drunk austrailan saying it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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