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I pissed all over the enterance of a bar tonight

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My good friend (who has offered to put me up while I sort out my eviction shit) couldn't get into a bar tonight. He argued with the bouncer, then scribbled all over the walls, and I pissed in the enterance. Then we went to another bar and drank more beer. Just thought I'd share...

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ive done bathrooms up real big at a club and the people throwing the party cut off the music to the dance floor and got on the mic screaming "who the fuck tagged the bathroom?!!" "i wanna know right now" shit was funny as hell, they even said my "tagger name" over the mic...so i got even more rep..

 

 

truth.

pfft.

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I just got home and it's 1:59 am and you guys should see the sky tonight.

 

The clouds are red/orang-ish

 

It looks fucking rad.

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ive done bathrooms up real big at a club and the people throwing the party cut off the music to the dance floor and got on the mic screaming "who the fuck tagged the bathroom?!!" "i wanna know right now" shit was funny as hell, they even said my "tagger name" over the mic...so i got even more rep..

 

 

truth.

pfft.

 

 

That...KICKS ASS!

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funny shit pffffffffffft!!!

 

.......did I use the right amount of f's?

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i was embarrass when my boyfriend and i got kicked out some emo club because he was caught peeing in the hallway.

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^^^

 

I got booted out of an EMO club for something....there was a lot of alcohol and all i remember was being led out by the collar of my jacket by this huge black dude. It was almost magical...

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i was embarrass when my boyfriend and i got kicked out some emo club because he was caught peeing in the hallway.

 

 

hahaha, good one..

 

WTF where you doing inan emo club to start with??

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i remember a few years back at this gallery opening

 

the DJ stops in the middle of his little set and goes

 

"DONT... FUCKING... TAG UP THE BATHROOM,

IF I CATCH ONE OF YOU LITTLE FUCKS DOING THIS I WILL PERSONALLY BREAK YOUR ARM..."

 

guy in crowd: "WE'RE ALL TAGGERS HERE DUMBSHIT!"

 

DJ goes back to his set and ends up getting robbed after the show

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yo word! mad famefame son bathroom ups. i tagged up burger king once bitch came out talkin some shit like clean that tag up and i grabbed a armfula ketchup and dipped. i was also drunk off that purple punch

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So to summarize

 

1. you hit burger king

 

2. got caught

 

3. you stole some ketchup and fled on foot

 

4. All the while being under the influence of Drain-o

 

 

brilliant. Mom and Dad must be proud

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hahahaah,

 

"AWWWW MAN...FUCK THIS BITCH, LEMME GRAB THIS KETCHUP AND BE OUT RIGHT NOW!!"

 

 

ps. hell of a second post

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So to summarize

 

1. you hit burger king

 

2. got caught

 

3. you stole some ketchup and fled on foot

 

4. All the while being under the influence of Drain-o

 

 

brilliant. Mom and Dad must be proud

 

 

 

that shits funny

 

 

I guess stealing Ketchup is the gangsta shit these days

 

 

995..almost there

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My good friend (who has offered to put me up while I sort out my eviction shit) couldn't get into a bar tonight. He argued with the bouncer' date=' then scribbled all over the walls, and I pissed in the enterance. Then we went to another bar and drank more beer. Just thought I'd share...[/quote']

 

kudos, this is just my style!

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hey pffft. wait till you see the pictures from last night. ask papajon about them. oh man. ill see you at midget wrestling. ill be the motherfucker with the sprained ankle. also courtesy of last night mayhem.

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