ContractKiller Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? NOTHING!! you already told her twice.:scrambled: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG HECZ Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 MY MOM SENT ME TO THE STORE TO GET A COKE AND I BROUGHT BACK A PEPSI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 What do you call two men in a sleeping bag? homos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 some of these are pretty good Hecz, i don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 whats the hardest part about rollerblading? telling your dad you're gay. What's the hardest part about being gay? Telling your parents you rollerblade.:scrambled: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Wiggly Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 a seal walks into a club. Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "Why the long face?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 John Kerry walks into a bar' date=' bartender says "Why the long face?"[/quote'] fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 2 lesbians walk into a bar, order up a couple 15 year olds. bartender says, "sorry, ladies.. we dont serve minors to lickers" it works better if you dont see lickers spelled out, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Wiggly Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 a string walks into a bar, I could tell you more but I'm a frayed knot.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JungleGreen78 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 how does a hillbilly mom know when her dauters on the rag???????? her sons dick tastes funny.......:scrambled: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Who robbed the tampon factory? I dunno.... Some bloody cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 i hope this offends you all. Q: What do you call a Puerto Rical midget? A: A spec. ok enough. realy tastefull. Nobody wants to read your cut and paste bonanza... next time just post a link to your favorite joke site or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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