willy.wonka Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 why did they invent the shopping cart? :confused: so women dont have to walk on all fours :) guy is buttfucking his girlfriend and accidently breaks his dick on her ass..a week later it still hurts and so he goes to the doctor.. the doctor tells him that he cant fix it with any normal surgery, but an experimental surgery has proven to work 90% of the time. the doctor tells him that they implant muscles from a baby elephants trunk into the penis and that most patients are satisfied. so the guy agrees and gets the surgery done on his penis. a week later he's all healed up and wants to take his girl on a dinner movie date and then fuck the shit out of her. so while thier at the dinner table he feels a tremendous pain comin from his pants (this is where you grab your dick and pretend that it really really hurts) ALL OF A SUDDEN!!! he dick pops out of his pants, grabs a dinner roll and goes back into his pants!! he was a bit shamed of this action, but his girl was excited. she asked, "can you do that again?!" with a happy look on her face. he replies, "yes, but i dont think my ass can take another roll" HEY!! WAKA WAKA WAKA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die did you ever hear about that guy who ate a bunch of food last night and now he has to take a massive shit??... well now you just did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die lollll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die those jokes they used to have on the mini adds on tv just before green wing came on during the last series were amazing. stuff like; what did batman say to robin before they got in the car quick! get in the car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die wanna hear a joke? why do girls have boobs? for guys to look at.. allriiight gidigy gidigy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted April 14, 2006 Author Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die why did the boy fall off his bicycle? cause somebody threw a refridgerator at him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die How do you get a clown out of a swing? Throw an axe at it's face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted April 14, 2006 Author Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die hahahaha that was a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die those jokes they used to have on the mini adds on tv just before green wing came on during the last series were amazing. stuff like; what did batman say to robin before they got in the car quick! get in the car! i laughed for ages at this, i was expecting a 'proper' joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Bright Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die what did the down syndrome kid with no arms get for xmas?? CANCER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choir boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die wanna hear a joke? why do girls have boobs? for guys to look at.. allriiight gidigy gidigy Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. -fuse. *edit, I'll feel like an even bigger ass when this isn't exactly correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die... and so you'll have something to think about while they're talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die... A guy walks into a bar and says ouch. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die... So a baby seal walks into a club.... -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die... One chlorine atom says "I think I gained an electron", another chlorine atom asks "are you positive?", "No! I'm negative" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGO31 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die... hah the first made me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Why did the woman cross the road? Because the man told her to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: JOKES - some will never die... A guy walks into a bar and says ouch. -fuse. 2 blondes walk into a bar youd have thought one of them would've seen it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destr0ya Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? the location of a battered women's shelter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 a seal walks into a club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 why cant stevie wonder read? cause hes black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 so i says to mable i says Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 whats the hardest part about rollerblading? telling your dad you're gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 why shouldnt girls get a drivers license cause there is no road from the bedroom to the kitchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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