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"I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, and we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, and fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES! What the fuck you lookin at, I'll kick yo fuckin ass! Shit yeah. Doesn't that fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin tonight, we're gonna rip off that fucker's head, and take out his fuckin' SOUL. Hey, what's up baby, what's up, sluts?"

 

"My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad."

 

Coroner: My only question is how did she come to have sex with the dead guy?

Dante Hicks: She thought it was me.

Coroner: What kind of convenience store do you run here?

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I'm pretty sure i saw kevin smith in SF a few months ago. he was standing out in front of a hotel next to that big convention center.

 

anyway, this will be good but not in the same way clerks was. clerks was good because it was unexpected and honest. clerks 2 will be a regular comedy with kevin smiths writing style and a few familliar characters.

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