Neskoner Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 yesterday. -did lots of 12ozing. -drank some beer -smoked some salvia for no reason. today. -smoked alot of blunts -went skating -almost get in fight at the skatepark -drank some seagrams gin -stay crunk and do stupid things..more 12ozing. tomorrow. -go skate of course -possibly paint if i have the money -sleep for the rest of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 friday: work a double, sleep saturday: be lazy all day, work, pack sunday: LAST DAY OF WORK!@$#%(*&@#(@, pack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 I'm gonna be hungover for the entire week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 I failed my driving test fo the third time, it was a huge roundabout this time, managed to get myself in the wrong lane, and rectified the mistake, but iI still got a serious mark for it and bam thats it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 weather round my parts was awesome. rode motorcycles all day all weekend and did the three day binge on the night side. good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 all i did was sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 sexcellent. i painted and ate a lot of food. and got healing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 I screwed up with this older chick I was hitting on so spectacularly it deserved a fucking award. I didn't know if to be embarrassed or proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Mamerro...you can't just say you screwed it up spectacularly and then not tell the story. C'mon now...let's hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 true that, flicks aswell. The old chicken has the juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Well, it may be a little hard to translate to english... I'll give it a try though. So I was at that beach apartment I mentioned, we had a nice little party going, but a few of us decided to go to a bar and have a couple of drinks and then come back later for some afterpartying. This chick was the cousin of the apartment owner, she was 35 and had a smoking hot bod, and she came along with us. So it was all going pretty smoothly at the bar. My friend, who had called first dibs on the chick, was taking too long and I decided to dive in myself after having an insane amount of rum and cokes. Eventually the bar closed and we headed back to the apartment. There were a couple of people there, nice little reggeaton playlist on the stereo, and we were all pretty fucking hammered by then, but I was on another level. The music stops and I walk over to the iPod to look for some more reggaeton, and I find a track that hasn't been played yet and is fucking awesome. I go "Hey, this is pretty nice, let's play this" and hit "Play". Then I walk over to the chick, who has a weird look on her face. The vibe is completely off. She gets visibly uncomfortable. I don't know what's going on. I look around, and everyone seems to be staring at me. The apartment owner's jaw is wide open. I'm like "What? What's the problem?". The song I picked is about banging older chicks. It's quite vulgar, too. Tons of lovely descriptions. How the fuck I managed to miss this tiny detail, I don't know. It was entirely by accident, and to make things worse I didn't even apologize cause I didn't notice what I'd done. I was all dancey and looking at her like "Hey babe". She left a few minutes later. I was informed of my faux pas the following day. I couldn't stop laughing. I kinda wish that I'd done it on purpose. Supposedly I also said something completely retarded to her ("Cabrón, tienes que ponerte a beber más"), which is impossible to translate but which roughly amounts to me calling her a dude and suggesting that she get drunker. Fucking classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 anychick that manages to get offended by something like that after drinking so much isnt worth it. awesome story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Yeah. She seemed pretty down until that point. I think she was probably super self-conscious of her age. Guess what my song of the week is gonna be this Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 ...hahaha, word to that. hook it up with a translation of the juicy parts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 beating bitches silly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 15, 2005 Author Share Posted November 15, 2005 haha mamerro.... if you knew what song you were playing it all could have been so different. my recap: lots of booze and basketball plus finding out I'm a natural born salesman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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