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I've read something somewhere where people tried to pinpoint the exact location based on the various things such as their trip to Alantic City and other scraps of info from the show... I thought it was somewhere in the New England states.

 

I'm well aware it's probably not supposed to be anywhere in-particular... but I know I read something like that.

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where;s the escalator to nowhere, or the eternal tire fire?

 

 

some sprinfield stats: more at: Springfield Profile

 

 

 

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A Brief History

"So how do you know so much about American history? I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets."

Springfield was founded in 1796 by people who didn't want to marry their cousins [3F13] in a state founded by circus freaks [4F03] .

This fiercely determined band of pioneers, lead by Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield [7G07], left Maryland after misinterpreting a passage in the bible. Their destination, New Sodom [3F13].

 

Before this occurred, the settlers and their ancestors lived in Sprynge-Fielde, which was founded as early as 1649 "First Toil, Then the Grave!" [5F02].

 

Springfield founding principles: chastity, abstinence, and rootmarm [3F13].

 

Birthplace of:

[3F04] Norman Vincent Peale

[7F13] Drederick Tatum

Major Rival: Shelbyville

[2F22] founded by Jebediah's former partner Shelbyville Manhattan on the basic right to marry their cousins.

To find out more about the founding of Springfield, be sure to read the Jebediah Springfield File.

 

 

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Profile Stats

"....this place has a weird smell that I'm sure you're all used to...."

Welcome to Springfield

[DABF17] Elevation 1582

[DABF17] Population 30,720

[3F13] Town Motto: A Noble Spirit Embiggens the Smallest Man.

[7F01] State Motto: Not Just Another State.

[2F22] Official tree: Lemon Tree

[3F13] Official Song: "Embiggen his soul"

[bABF20] Springfield Town Bird: Bluebird

[FABF17] Temporarily renamed to Liberty-ville! Where Everything Costs $17.76

 

Ratings:

[3F22] America's Krud Bucket, Newsweek

[9F06] America's Worst City, Time Magazine

[2F31] Least Popular City in America, National Survey

[2F31] In Science, dead last

[3F09] Lowest voter turnout in the nation

[AABF18] now moved up to #299 on the `300 Most Lovable Cities' list

[DABF03] America's Sorrow

[DABF03] Fat City U.S.A.

 

Lisa's Letter About Springfield

[AABF18] 8 malls but no symphony

[AABF18] 32 bars but no alternative theatre

[AABF18] 13 stores that begin with Le Sex

 

Major Exports:

[8F10] Melted hog fat

[8F19] Sulfur

[9F14] Duff Beer

[9F15] fake vomit

[1F08] Springfield Galoshes

[1F08] aqua cars

[1F11] Boxes

[1F12] Malibu Stacey dolls

[3F17] Southern Cracker

[AABF02] Seth & Munchie's Garden Blast Juice

Major Imports:

 

Hops, Barley, and other beer ingredients

prisoners

garbage (during [5F09]) {ee}

 

Commodities

[9F08] Hog fat

[1F07] Trout

[1F09] Tea

[1F15] Peanuts

[3F03] Beef

[3F05] Corn

[4F13] Squid

 

Major Districts:

[AABF08] last 4 digits of zip codes are citizen relocation codes

[7F07] Skid row (the wrong side of the railroad tracks)

[8F05] Lower East Side (Jewish section)

Tannen's Fatty Meats

Kosher Meats & Produce. Fresh Daily.

House of Pressed Fish

Yiddle's Practical Jokes (first seen as Yiddle's Jokes)

[8F13] Springfield Heights {also [9F10]}

[8F13] East Springfield

[9F01] the Waterfront {also [1F08], [4F13]}

[9F08] Lower East Side

[9F12] Bum town {also [2F21], [3F16]}

[9F15] Lower East Side (Italian section)

[9F21] cemetery district

[9F08] the Rat's Nest Neighborhood

[1F12] Recluse Ranch Estates

[2F02] South Springfield {tt}

[2F21] Junkyville

[3F09] Pressboard Estates

[4F13] South Street Squidport {also [CABF08], [CABF13], [EABF08]}

[CABF08] Mussolini & Frank's

[CABF08] Have it Uruguay

[CABF08] What They Eat In Iceland

[CABF08] The Karachi Hibachi

[CABF08] The London Broil

[CABF08] A Taste of Serbia

[CABF08] Iraq E. Cheeses's

[5F13] Springfield Residential Hills

[5F17] Little Newark

[5F17] Crackton

[5F17] Russian District

[CABF14] West Springfield (as in West Springfield Elementary) {also [DABF04], [GABF03]}

[CABF18] Chinatown

[CABF18] Tibet Town

[CABF19] Ethnictown "Where hardworking immigrants dream of becoming lazy overfed Americans"

[EABF12] Gay Neighborhood

Homer: What a well kept street. And there sure are a lot of gay bookstores for a straight neighborhood.

Alternative Knifestyles

Armstead's Mopeds

Fab Abs

Sconewall Bakery

[EABF17] Little Italy

 

Mass Transit System

[3F02] 3rd Street Subway Station

[9F10] Monorail {also [bABF14]}

[9F10] Escalator to nowhere

[3F12] City Bus Service {also [5F17]}

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