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When the ninjas wailed on their guitars, the pirates started spraying diarrhea on

each other and loved it.  And when they wailed harder, the pirates sprayed harder. 

As the ninjas sauntered down the hill, the pirates’ chests and butts exploded. 

(They died from this.)  Then the ninjas finally reached the boss pirate who was

really huge.  Out of nowhere the boss pirate pulled out this baby banjo and tried

to fiddle with it like a little baby-baby. The ninjas were like “Yeah right.” and all

the billions of ninjas surrounded the boss pirate. Half of the ninjas all combined

to form the biggest guitar in the universe.  The other half formed the second

biggest boner in the universe.  Then the huge guitar pointed right at the pirate,

who was like “Holy CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!” Before the pirate could even

do anything, the super boner slapped against the guitar making the hugest wail

ever to happen anywhere ever.  The pirate exploded so hard that every single one

of his kids he would have had exploded and all of his grandparents exploded

along with his neighbors and people who he merely said “hello” to.

 

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Originally posted by saraday+Jun 17 2005, 09:06 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (saraday - Jun 17 2005, 09:06 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

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pirate versus ninja=awesome

 

 

 

 

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i want a shirt like that for real. also, kitty pirates, fuckkkk...i want a kitty pirate. or even just a kitten with a peg leg that walks around my house. theyre even cooler than that shirt.

 

dev, coming correct.

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