!@#$% Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 ^ :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 perhaps pudding can fill the empty void in your soul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Well. See. I like to have sex a lot. A lot a lot. And I don't want to have sex and then talk about it and then have sex again. Fuck that. Not interesting. I like to have breaks so I can get to the grocery store. I mean. We could fuck in the grocery store bathroom. But if you start talking about sex directly after sex I'm going to try and lay you out again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 AAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAA shits funny. fucking in the grocery store bathroom.. now there's something i haven't done. aha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 symbols: if you did fuck in the grocery store bathroom, maybe you'd have kids by now, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 i'd have kids if i wanted them. .birth control is a staple in my world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 If they're sexual demons..then you may not be their only dick...don't catch the clap twice like ODB (RIP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 Yeah the sex is great with both cause I get to feel two different pussy walls day after day. Although I got to give it up to the china girl, she's always grabbing my crouch, even in public. One touch and I am sponge, god damn it, just thinking about it, shit, ok chinese tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by Hermdog@Mar 18 2005, 09:39 PM If they're sexual demons..then you may not be their only dick...don't catch the clap twice like ODB (RIP) Quoted post Don't trip always jimmy my shit, and I pull out right before I burst! :king: ODB RIPeace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 I've never had the "problem" of having 2 girls. Usually if I actually consider fucking another girl, not just think "oh, i'd fuck her", but actually consider giving it to her, I would get rid of the girl I'm with. I'm a 1 horse man. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 lets turn this into the rip odb thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 you think just because you got thread jacked that you can pull the same stunts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by symbols@Mar 18 2005, 03:38 PM i'd have kids if i wanted them. .birth control is a staple in my world. Quoted post under martian law, you'd be executed on sight for saying such things. you're very lucky we aren't all on mars right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by <KEY3>@Mar 18 2005, 02:49 PM you think just because you got thread jacked that you can pull the same stunts? Quoted post no. THEY started talking about. Why you gotta call me out. Dang son :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 I use to be just like you, although I hate getting calis all over from riding the same horse. As for the clamp, had that shit twice, just got the pill, I am a doggy dirty down nigga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly+Mar 18 2005, 05:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (casekonly - Mar 18 2005, 05:49 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-symbols@Mar 18 2005, 03:38 PM i'd have kids if i wanted them. .birth control is a staple in my world. Quoted post under martian law, you'd be executed on sight for saying such things. you're very lucky we aren't all on mars right now. Quoted post [/b] i'm also lucky we have a few rights left in this country. and you can add "not being on mars." to the list of reasons i ain't fuckin d e a d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 i think we should turn this into a rest in peace ovaries thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 yuck. i'm down with ovaries, it's my eggs i haven't been using. i should sell em. i can get 3K for a fuckin egg. hahahaaa i should populate the world with my genetics. moowhwooohahahahahahahAAAA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by symbols+Mar 18 2005, 03:52 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (symbols - Mar 18 2005, 03:52 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by casekonly@Mar 18 2005, 05:49 PM <!--QuoteBegin-symbols@Mar 18 2005, 03:38 PM i'd have kids if i wanted them. .birth control is a staple in my world. Quoted post under martian law, you'd be executed on sight for saying such things. you're very lucky we aren't all on mars right now. Quoted post i'm also lucky we have a few rights left in this country. and you can add "not being on mars." to the list of reasons i ain't fuckin d e a d Quoted post [/b] we've got bigger problems than a butter shortage, and i'd never thought i'd say that.. but the murph-mobile is missing!! that's right, i have no butter and no murph-mobile to drive around in while i eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 rip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 ^^not my mofuckin goofy ass kid hahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by symbols@Mar 18 2005, 02:55 PM yuck. i'm down with ovaries, it's my eggs i haven't been using. i should sell em. i can get 3K for a fuckin egg. hahahaaa i should populate the world with my genetics. moowhwooohahahahahahahAAAA!!!! Quoted post For serious. I tried getting my girl to do this. She's skurrd. :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 r.i.p. nukkas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by The Leader+Mar 18 2005, 05:57 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Leader - Mar 18 2005, 05:57 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-symbols@Mar 18 2005, 02:55 PM yuck. i'm down with ovaries, it's my eggs i haven't been using. i should sell em. i can get 3K for a fuckin egg. hahahaaa i should populate the world with my genetics. moowhwooohahahahahahahAAAA!!!! Quoted post For serious. I tried getting my girl to do this. She's skurrd. :\ Quoted post [/b] no wonder. part of me thinks the idea of a bunch of little me's running around out there, that i have no say or responsibility for, would be awesome. then i think i am totally insane, and don't want anyone to raise my kids (including myself) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 I thought you had a REAL problem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 so, symbols, could you do some dna jockey stuff and make people with shark teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDisp Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Since I'm not planning on getting married or having kids, I've decided selling my sperm and overpopulating the world with my offspring would be one of the best practical jokes I could ever pull. Its a whole lot more affordable than just getting a bunch of bitches pregnant. I'm gonna view it as my modern day harem/offspring factory. <----- looks good on paper, but I'm hell in reality. I figure I'll be dead before they can do any really serious damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 You know my thoughts on the matter..... China girl all the way you lame ass. Submission, great ass, her taste for expensive shit will improve yours in tyhe process. Great massages, good head, eating pussy in the shower is the best....even better with an asian broad. Asian 1 Chocolate 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 5'11 PR?? dududududududang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 this is possibly the most pathetic thing ive read in the past month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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