greensleeves Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 hilarious thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Where's the picture of jesus with me when i'm masturbating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 "i'll tell you what, if you catch one fish...just one fucking fish....i'll let you live." "hey! don't you fuck with me! i said fives and twenties, bitch! do you think i'm fucking stupid?!?!?! everybody back on the floor! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 This thread should be changed to: "Dick you always" Dick jokes are always funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 "Seriously dude, give me my New Balance's back NOW." "Frank, you smell delicious today. Oh shit, did I say that out loud?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 that last one is pure genius. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 "Bitch you best have all of daddy's money. You short? What? Is Jesus Christ gonna hafta choke a bitch?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Originally posted by Manifesto@Jan 27 2005, 08:10 PM its wrong and funny at the same time. Quoted post villain's right. he does look like charles manson. that's wrong and funny at the same time too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 some funny shit in here. jesus... you fuckin gentiles are so weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 haha i remember the original thread of this. jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 more, dammit.....i need more of this guys drawings.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted January 28, 2005 Author Share Posted January 28, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 the last one gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 "no, i swear....he posted a pic of his turd in the forum and it was this fucking big! all hangin' out of the toilet like a turd-iceburg an' shit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 "so, can i eat one raw?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 "so, he posted this picture of a turd....are you even listening?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 "yeah, so that cook was a bitch...what i'm really interested in is you, baby" "so, you into saviours and shit? son of god talking...hello?" "so i think i have this bladder infection...are you listening? goddammit!" "jesus like juggle!" "haha i remember you! you're from whitesnake, right? oh, man....wait until i tell my apostles about this...ha!" "i, uh, i have some candy in my pocket....special welders candy..." "you know, i can never get over a good version of 'rock you like a hurricane' on the ole' organ" "let's go back to the truckstop and pick up that fourteen year old that was hanging around in the parking lot, bob...c'mon, i'm jesus. i'll just say wer'e 'saving her' and these she's all mine...i mean ours. got any more meth?" "awww, wooks wike wittle fluffy wuffy got it's nose bitten off....awwww poor wittle tang" "uh, jesus, can you please shut up? just go wait over there...or something." "i know who my dad is but i'm not paying child support. michael jackson said it best when he said 'the kid is not my son doo doo doo doo....billy jean is not my lover, she's just a girl......." "what's wrong bob, feeling the pressure? huh? huh? scared that the son of god is gonna fire you? huh, bitch?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Good Morning Captain Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 amItoolate, I just noticed that the one that says "you cant see my carpentering skills" is totally a guy laying carpet, not carpentering. But it makes it even better that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 i noticed, too...funny stuff, still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 "funny....you bein' a barber an shit...have you looked in a mirror? seriously? well, you in luck today ,baby...the son of god is at your servce...wooo haaaaa!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 "yeah..real good. real fucking good. i bet you wish you would of listened to your momma when she told you to pray to me. but you thought you were one of those cool atheist and shit. now look at your sorry ass!" (this kind of looks like tease huh?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 "Hey Milton, I'm really sorry about your red stapler. Here's some outdated office equipment I found in the back of some cupboard that you can play with." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Jan 28 2005, 10:08 PM "haha i remember you! you're from whitesnake, right? oh, man....wait until i tell my apostles about this...ha!" "you know, i can never get over a good version of 'rock you like a hurricane' on the ole' organ" "no, i swear....he posted a pic of his turd in the forum and it was this fucking big! all hangin' out of the toilet like a turd-iceburg an' shit" "so, he posted this picture of a turd....are you even listening?" Quoted post these seriously cracked me up i want more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 ^^^ hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 "It's more in the hips Paco.....thaaaaaaat's right." "You know Big Jimbo, there's no shortage of KY Jelly in Heaven, just FYI." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 oh, man.... "You know Big Jimbo, there's no shortage of KY Jelly in Heaven, just FYI." if i was drinking anything at the time i saw this, it woulda been out my nose....fucking awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 "nah, nah, what i'm saying is that we need to consolidate...you know, downsize? yeah, and by that, i mean you're gonna die. the good news is that you get a watch, the bad news is that you won't have any need for time in hell" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Jan 28 2005, 02:52 PM "no, i swear....he posted a pic of his turd in the forum and it was this fucking big! all hangin' out of the toilet like a turd-iceburg an' shit" Zing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 haha, so ya liked that little reference to your thread, huh? eggsalad....excellent...whateva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 "Oh my god....a fucking clown? Seriously? I died for you to be a fucking clown? "That's like, the gayest instrument ever. I'm Jesus, I know...." "You think you can beat Jesus? Does the term 'Son of God' mean anything to you? Huh bitch?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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