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I met a girl at the Eye doctor, where do you pick up chicks?


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Originally posted by fermentor666

Yeah, and while you're at it you should give your bank account over to the prince of Nigeria so he can transfer his funds to the states and give you a percentage.

 

Then buy some cheap prescription pills.

 

I also have an invisible car you might be interested in...lemme know.

 

 

i have the prince of nigeria's email addy.

 

send all the info to: thisisforpeopleidontknow@hotmail.com

 

 

he likes to keep a low profile.

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i could have hooked up with this chick at a burger van this eveneing, but i was too pissed to notice the flirting, i was just making idle convesation and as soon as the meat was done i was out of there...according to ev eryone i was with she was on it properly.

 

same girl caught me doing a throwup 5mins later. iwonder if that will affect her feelings...

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i worked on an icu in a hospital a few years ago. i picked up some girl who was visiting her father who just had a heart attack. we dated for a few weeks. i remember her and her cute sister would play twister while i watched.

 

come to think of it i macked several girls at the hospital.

 

no shame in my game!

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