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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html this guy drew up an incredible 'wifely expectations contract' for his wife to be. i wonder why he was arrested???? but seriously this guy must be ridiculously insane. discuss.

not only are there secret prisons in europe but the cia has detainees on prison ships that never dock. as well as children under 10 in some of their prison camps. this countries going to shit.

good punk bands.... 4-skins abrasive wheels adicts blitz circle jerks cock sparrer cockney rejects crass dead boys the germs mau maus the misfits the partisans subhumans television sick hardcore bands.... 7 seconds a new enemy adolescents bad brains black flag career suicide the cro-mags gang green gorilla biscuits jawbreaker kill your idols minor threat modern life is war negative approach negative creeps robot whales suicide file basically some awesome bands

while were at it: this is the biggest disgrace to hardcore music i have ever seen. sickening... Taking Back Sunday - The Descendents' "Suburban Home"/"I Like Food" Senses Fail - Suicidal Tendencies' "Institutionalized" Alkaline Trio - TSOL's "Wash Away"/"Beneath the Shadows" Emanuel - The Stooges' "Search and Destroy" Fall Out Boy - The Gorilla Biscuits' "Start Today" Thursday - The Buzzcocks' "Ever Fallen in Love?" From Autumn to Ashes - Fear's "Let's Have a War" Hot Snakes - Government Issue's "Time to Escape" Thrice - Minor Threat's "Seeing Red"/"Screaming at a Wall" Saves the Day - The Dead Boys' "Sonic Reducer" My Chemical Romance - The Misfits' "Astro Zombies" Rise Against - Black Flag's "Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie"/"Fix Me" Dropkick Murphys - The Adolescents' "Who Is Who" The Bled - Bad Brains' "House of Suffering" thats the track listening to the soundtrack of the new tony hawk video game. basically they took some of the best songs ever and had some of the worst bands ever cover them....sounds smart. all those covering bands i hate so so so so so so fucking much and after this its even worse. my god.

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fuck yeah modern life is war is sick, they played a show in my friends basement in brooklyn with kill your idols earlier this summer and it was amazing, saw them again at cbgbs 2 days later, basically they rule, definately one of my favorite bands right now. my boy actually sang back up vocals on their first cd my love my way, his band is on the same record label so when they recorded that cd he went to the studio and did all that, which is pretty gangster. so yeah, good looks on the band choices Quoted post Crewtonz House of God? Quoted post [/b] yes indeed. do you go to shows there? im at almost all the shows and chill there quite a bit, most of the dudes that live there are my bros.

fuck yeah modern life is war is sick, they played a show in my friends basement in brooklyn with kill your idols earlier this summer and it was amazing, saw them again at cbgbs 2 days later, basically they rule, definately one of my favorite bands right now. my boy actually sang back up vocals on their first cd my love my way, his band is on the same record label so when they recorded that cd he went to the studio and did all that, which is pretty gangster. so yeah, good looks on the band choices

NIGGER! I HATE YOUR FACE! DONT TRY TO MESS WITH THE MASTER RACE. what a sweet little ditty.

i saw dave in new york a few weeks ago, its very possible it was before april 28th though. so i guess its possible. he didnt seem very crazy when i saw him though. strange either way.

semz irak was involved with it somehow i know. but id still ask for the loot

(TV party tonight, TV party tonight, TV party tonight, TV party tonight) We're gonna have a TV party tonight (All right) We're gonna have a TV party all right (Tonight) (We've got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews) Everybody's gonna hang out here tonight (All right) We'll pass out on the couch all right (Tonight) (We've got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews) (Don't talk about anything else, we don't wanna know) (We're dedicated to our favorite shows) That's Incredible, Hill Street Blues, Dallas, Fridays We sit glued to the TV set all night (And every night) Why go into the outside world at all (Its such a fright) (We've got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews) TV really shows what its like out there (Its a scare) You can go out if you want (We wouldn't dare) (We've got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews) (Don't talk about anything else, we don't wanna know) (We're dedicated to our favorite shows) Saturday Night Live, Monday night football, Jeffersons, Vegas I wouldn't be without my TV for a day (Or even a minute) Don't even bother to use my brain any more (There's nothing left in it) (We've got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews) Hey wait a minute, my TV doesn't work (Its broken) What are we gonna do tonight, this isn't fair (We're hurting) (We've got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews) (What're we gonna talk about, I don't know) (We're gonna miss our favorite shows) No That's Incredible, no Monday night football, no Jeffersons, no Fridays (No TV party tonight)

im rocking a gray champs hoodie i got for 15 dollars as we speak. ill.

Favorite food: cheese steak, chinese, blue burger, falafel, pizza. i like food Favorite rock album: london calling Favorite color: black Favorite ice cream: cherry garcia/mint cookies Favorite hobby: skateboard/cinema studies Longest amount of time ever spent online: probably around 5 in my younger years Longest you've ever held a job: 1 summer Highest phone bill (your fault or otherwise): $200 Largest number of cats you've owned at one time: 1 How many tshirts do you own: too many Blue jeans: 0, strictly black Favorite vacation spot: key west/australia How many car wrecks have you been in: 2 Favorite alcoholic drink: rum and coke Favorite non alcoholic drink: chocolate milkshake American or Japanese cars: american How many languages do you know: 1 How many siblings do you have: 2 What do you prefer sleeping in: large bed One thing that pisses you off more than anything: being hung up on on the phone How many kids do you have: 0 that i know of Chicken or beef: beef Are you a risk taker: sure Number of people you know that'd pick you up at 3AM if you needed: 1 Do you chew on your pens: yes Do you put the phone's antenna in your ear: what? Do you floss regularly: no How many times have you broken a bone: 4 How many sexual partners have you had: a few Are you dating someone now: yep Movies or bowling: definately movies, if its something good

this is the king of all survey responses EVER: FIRSTS First job: lampin in the throne with the king tut hat First school: I studied under Bruce Lee nigga, he was on the fourth, I was on the third First funeral: Donnie, can you please tell god we fucked up here? First pet: I fuck with rockwilders, no leashes, no collars First kiss: I’m from the streets so I know whats up with these silly games that’s played by the women, I’m only happy when I’m going up in them First enemy: don rodriguez First big trip: from Riker's Island to the Camay Island, from the depths of the sea back to the block First best friend: Marvin, you were a friend of mine, you stood for something First car: booger green '68 Pacer First date: i'm not the type to take sluts out i just fuck their guts out get my nuts out and break the fuck out First self purchased album: when i was young i was a fan of the jackson 5 LASTS Last car ride: in the range, switching lanes doing a buck and change Last kiss: now a days is girls want you to trip, the only thing you can get from me is a big dick Last beverage drank: virgin blood mixed with 151 Last food consumed: spaghetti, at the good italian restaurant right up the street. Last phone call: tony starks on line one. Last CD played: I let my tape rock ‘till my tape popped Last person talked to: Willie told me to tell y'all motherfuckers to keep cool, he be out one way or another. Last soda drank: 50 cent sodas in the hood, i'm going crazy Last ice cream eaten: French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe even caramel sundaes is getting touched Last time scolded: why you brothers and sisters using the word nigger, don’t you know that’s bringing down the black race? Last jewlery worn: i wear chains that excite the feds PRESENT AND PAST First thing you thought of when you woke up this morning: without me would there even be an I double L M A T I C? What do you want to be now: sit back jollying How many cars have you had: got big boy toys, Porsche, Sixes How many people have you kissed: if i got the aids every cutie in the city got it. How family oriented are you: money and blood dont mix like two dicks and no bitch. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU? Saw a movie: i'm the first nigga that had you watchin flicks by DeNiro Hugged: we both hugged tamika, we used to go to the pool just to steal kids sneakers Smiled: remember when I long-dicked you and broke your ovary? Bought something: a girl asked me for a ring so I put one around her whole eye Had a nightmare: yo son i had crazy visions. DO YOU/HAVE YOU: Drank: I sip the Don P. watching Ghandi Kissed the same sex: But not a bisexual, I'm an intellectual Play an instrument: give me a smith and wessen and i'll have niggas undressin Believe there is life on other planets: Read the newspaper: mommy where’s the toilet paper? use the newspaper Have any gay or lesbian or bi friends: i'm quick to put a slug in a fags brain. Believe in miracles: whoever thought I’d have a baby girl and three sons Believe in astrology: Sometimes I look up at the stars and analyze the sky and ask myself was I meant to be here? Why? Collect anything: in '87 I sold cracks, collected some dough stacks Have a best friend or best friends: my man ill will, god bless ya life. Like your handwriting: battle scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits Have any bad habits: I'm an addict for sneakers, twenties of buddah and bitches with beepers Been in a car accident: ran over by the method man jeep Do you believe in love: my heart is cold like russia Do you believe in love at first sight: golden bronze skinned girl with the honey blonde dip hair make a nigga flip in his chair Do you believe in forgiveness: if I think you snitchin I aint tryin to listen. FUTURE Where do you want to go to college: considered a fool cause I dropped out of high school. What is your career going to be: swinging through your town like your neighborhood spider man Where are you going to live: where no man can withstand to hold his own How many kids do you want: I won't plant seeds, don't need an extra mouth I can't feed What kind of car(s): crusin in a six-cab, or Montero Jeep CURRENT Current mood: it feels, it feels hot at night and shit Current music: i was going to put on nas but my shit eats tapes. Current taste: chicken and brocolli, wally's look stinky Current clothes: fuzzy kangols, jamaican wallabees Current annoyance(s): happy go lucky niggas popping champagne, shark niggas, smart dumb niggas and shit, tommy hill ice rockin niggas Current longing: i'm out for presidents to represent me Current hate: crazy bitches aiming guns at all my baby pictures What is in your cd player: the fat LP with cappachino on the wax What's under your bed?: 4 in the bed, two at the foot, two at the head, I didn’t like to sleep with john john he peed the bed I may seem: mind shockin, body rockin, earth shakin, money makin Sittin high, lookin fly, drinkin on the best wine What time did you wake up today: wakin up about 10 kid, hoppin in the shower, peace about to make moves to slide like grease In the morning I: should rob you but with that cheap shit you aint worth stickin. If I had one wish it would be: one blunt, one page, one pen, one prayer, tell god to forgive me for one sin If an angel flew into my window at night I would: put him in pine box with 9 shots from my glock fellas If a demon crashed into my window I would: bring the ruckus If I could see one person right now it would be: noodles and lucky hands. Something I need but I don't really want is: my mic might need to be a little more crystal

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