Guest BROWNer Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 yep, waiting around after school chattin' it up with some ladies from class tonight, and while standing around, this focking guy waltzes up from nowhere with lightning speed and diddles my motherfocking scrotum sack(through my pants). i didn't even have time to react it happened so fast. and dude had sound effects to boot(kind of a high pitched, super fast "boppity-bop!" as he diddled). i couldn't believe it.. he just straight up walked right up behind me, stuck his arm between my legs and gave me a friggin' diddle as he walked by. the complete absurdity of it all donned on me within seconds, and, as such, a nonchalant 'what the fuck' washed over me. i can see how this would piss somebody off real bad, but i didn't feel like kicking this guys ass at all, it was just too fucking absurd and ridiculous, plus he vanished almost as fast. when i got home i told my girl what happened and we both agreed that planet earth is really quite fucking amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-J.Handsome- Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 How exactly does one go about 'diddling'? No matter your answer that is one odd occurance. You know this guy at all or was it completely random? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 you shouldve fucked him up, you get no respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 one time i was pathetically lost at a stadium concert in high-school, looking for my friends. i was drinking a huge coke. a hippie girl approaches. "can i have some of your drink?" "it's all ice," i say. "can i have some of your ice?" "sure," i say weirded out. she takes like 7 ice cubes from my cup, and looking like a chipmunk, hands me back my cup and then grabs a whole handfull of my nuts as if she were just "inspecting," then walked on her jolly, hippy way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 i'm definitely one to shake hands or give high fives to complete strangers, but sack-groping? that's something i would punch my best friend for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 nope, random, totally random. unless this, gasp, this dude 'planned' this. yikes, i don't want to go there. i don't know how you diddle somebody man, all i know is i got diddled. palestineguy, i don't need your stinkin' respect. oh, it wasn't a 'grope' as such, that to me implies a grab of some sort. this was a...diddle. haha, tearz knows the feeling...sort of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 wha......that's fucking strange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 I one time went to some stupid school where it was mostly white people who were alternative and borderline gay. A few years later, I saw one of the students on the subway platform with a jersey (it looked like one of those new york hardcore jerseys, or whatever) that had the word ‘diddler’ on the back of it, where it should say a last name. I hear he’s still alive. I was too far to even catch up and sock him onetime, for his own good. Ignorant idiot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Originally posted by BROWNer yep, waiting around after school chattin' it up with some ladies from class tonight, and while standing around, this focking guy waltzes up from nowhere with lightning speed and diddles my motherfocking scrotum sack(through my pants). i didn't even have time to react it happened so fast. and dude had sound effects to boot(kind of a high pitched, super fast "boppity-bop!" as he diddled). i couldn't believe it.. he just straight up walked right up behind me, stuck his arm between my legs and gave me a friggin' diddle as he walked by. the complete absurdity of it all donned on me within seconds, and, as such, a nonchalant 'what the fuck' washed over me. i can see how this would piss somebody off real bad, but i didn't feel like kicking this guys ass at all, it was just too fucking absurd and ridiculous, plus he vanished almost as fast. when i got home i told my girl what happened and we both agreed that planet earth is really quite fucking amazing. It's because he knew you were Browner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Originally posted by BROWNer yep, waiting around after school chattin' it up with some ladies from class tonight, and while standing around, this focking guy waltzes up from nowhere with lightning speed and diddles my motherfocking scrotum sack(through my panties). i didn't even have time to erect. when i got home i told my girl what happened and we both agreed that planet earth is really quite fucking amazing. crazy bro. whats "diddle" mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Originally posted by BROWNer this focking guy waltzes up from nowhere with lightning speed and diddles my motherfocking scrotum sack(through my pants). ubertone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 you got punk'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Haha, that'd be fucked if Ashton did that to some celeb. Edit: that's a damned funny show by the way, one of the only one's I'll actually watch tv for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT Haha, that'd be fucked if Ashton did that to some celeb. Edit: that's a damned funny show by the way, one of the only one's I'll actually watch tv for. i agree, not anything gay like chappelle and wild boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 and dude had sound effects to boot(kind of a high pitched, super fast "boppity-bop!" as he diddled) This is the best part. I said the noise out loud a few times to fully appreciate the event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 What's seriously concerning me is the fact that upon reading the word "diddled", I knew exactly what he meant, including hand motions and sound effects. This vexes me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockfacedass Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 man you loved it........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob This is the best part. I said the noise out loud a few times to fully appreciate the event. hha, me too on another note, how many people are on right now? usually at 10:20 am there is no one on. Have the rest of you been wating up like i have ? or have you turned to my style and just post round the clock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Originally posted by onesecondple hha, me too on another note, how many people are on right now? usually at 10:20 am there is no one on. Have the rest of you been wating up like i have ? or have you turned to my style and just post round the clock? no, im up due to a domestic disturbance, and waiting to find out the definition of "diddle". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Originally posted by The Dude no, im up due to a domestic disturbance, and waiting to find out the definition of "diddle". i saw the word diddle in the book i was reading last night instead of postin, then it shows up, thats so weird. Diddle means to molest according to the book im reading, or in context, means molest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 C'mon, guys, how the hell can you NOT know what "diddle" is? It's the perfect word, it's even slightly onomatopoeic. I once diddled my friend's dog. It was pretty funny at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 when i think of the word "diddle", i think of aerosmith, or maybe its run dmc, and if fondling is the true definition of the word, then it was used wrong 20 years ago and put out of context now, or maybe vise versa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 No, see, "fondling" has connotations of slow, deliberate groping, MUCH creepier, which you can do to any part of the body. "Diddling" is just like, a quick twirl, that you can only perform on something that hangs (ie: nutsacks, boobies). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro No, see, "fondling" has connotations of slow, deliberate groping, MUCH creepier, which you can do to any part of the body. "Diddling" is just like, a quick twirl, that you can only perform on something that hangs (ie: nutsacks, boobies). more of a drive by action, while fondling you might need a scope for, haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 wow, so "diddling" in the dayitime (he said it happened after school so im just assuming) is kinda ballsy, i guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Originally posted by The Dude wow, so "diddling" in the dayitime (he said it happened after school so im just assuming) is kinda ballsy, i guess... nah, it coulda been night school, Behind a trailer, you arent thinkin, Plus, its just a drive by thing, not a lot of time at the spot, like a throw up, but with hands on balls action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Okay, you remember Thing from the Addam's Family movies (not the shows)? How it walked around on its fingers? Okay, now simulate this with your hand on a table. Now turn it upside-down, imagine there's balls resting on your fingers, and resume the "walking" motion. Now say "boppity-bop!!", or even "wiggily-doo!!" out loud. Congratulations, you have learned how to diddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 lol!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro Okay, you remember Thing from the Addam's Family movies (not the shows)? How it walked around on its fingers? Okay, now simulate this with your hand on a table. Now turn it upside-down, imagine there's balls resting on your fingers, and resume the "walking" motion. Now say "boppity-bop!!", or even "wiggily-doo!!" out loud. Congratulations, you have learned how to diddle. so i have to cut my hand off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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