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NOFX Random Quotes Megathread (for those in the know)


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I figure there's enough and I'm tired of posting

them all over other threads when they come up

in my mind. I hardly ever listen to the damn band

anymore.. and I'm fucking 21 years old but

for some reason they come up daily as clever

ways to put things.

 

Here goes a few early contributions.

 

"You are a hippie,

You smell like skunk,

I'm your arch-enemy,

A middle class punk.

Get out,

Get a life,

Get a job,

Everyone's smoking grass,

Everyone is an ass.

Can't you afford to cut your hair?

Cause Frank and I will cut it off for free.

Never trust a hippie,

They'll sell you bad drugs."

-Always Hate Hippies

"Dough - what our lives are lived for Rae - just a crazy aussie, Me - the

generation forges on. Fa - ther for corporations, Sew - wing our limbs

together, LA - such a nice place to get shot. But don't forget the t it follows

liber in the constitution following the part about pursuit... of happiness the

bi product of colonial precious metal mine extracts which brings us back to

Dough."

-Bleeding Heart Disease

"Blast oxygen masks, smoke filled cabin

Depressurize, don't be afraid, hold onto me

We're goin down, but not our love

 

Death don't seem so bad, when I'm with you

My only love, so close your eyes

Kiss me one last time, We're gonna

Die, but not our love, not our love"

-Falling In Love (dying in a plane crash with your girl)

 

And I took these off some other page:

Liberal Animation: Animal Liberation Freedumb: freedom

Piece: Peace (fight for peace, but where's the war)

Mike Rakhabit (his name on SM airlines): Day to Daze: day to days

Five feet under: As opposed to 6 feet under; the guy in the song is almost dead.

Professional Crastination

You drink, you drive, you spill:

Scream for change: Change in the money sense, not the social change

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Where are all the stupid people from?

And how'd they get to be so dumb?

Bred on purple mountain range

Feed amber waves of grains

To lesser human beings, zero feelings

 

Blame it on

Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny)

Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy)

Fear of God

The fear of change

The fear of truth

 

Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs

There's no answers

Memorize and sing star spangled songs

When the questions

Aren't ever asked

Is anybody learning from the past?

We're living in united stagnation

 

Father what have I done?

I took that 22

A gift to me from you

To bed with me each night

Kept it clean

Polished it well

Cherished every cartridge, every shell

 

Down, by the creek, under brush, under dirt

There's a carcass of my second kill

Down, by the park, under stone, under pine

There's a carcass of my brother William

Brother where, have you gone to?

I swear, I never thought I could

I see so many times

They told me to shoot straight

Don't pull the trigger, squeeze

That will insure a kill

A kill is what you want

A kill is why we breed

 

The Christians love their guns

The church and NRA

Pray for their salvations

Prey on the lower faiths

 

The story book's been read

And every line believed

Curriculum's been set

Logic is a threat

Reason searched and seized

 

Jerry spent some time in Michigan

A twenty year vacation, after all he had a dime

A dime is worth a lot more in Detroit

A dime in California, a twenty dollar fine

 

Jerry only stayed a couple months

It's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass

Asphyxiation is simple and fast

It beats seventeen fun years of being someones bitch

 

Don't think (Stay)

Drink your wine (Home)

Watch the fire burn (Be)

His problems not mine (Safe)

Just be that model citizen

 

I wish I had a schilling

(For each senseless killing)

For every senseless killing

I'd buy a government

America's for sale

And you can get a good deal on it

(A good deal on it)

And make a healthy profit

Or maybe, tear it apart

Start with assumption

That a million people are smart

Smarter than one

 

Serotonin's gone

She gave up, drifted away

Sara fled, thought process gone

She left her answering machine on

The greeting left spoken sincere

Messages no one will ever hear

 

Ten thousand messages a day

A million more transmissions lay

Victims of the laissez faire

Ten thousand voices, a hundred guns

A hundred decibels turns to one

One bullet, one empty head

Now with Serotonin gone

 

The man who used to speak

Performs a cute routine

Feel a little patronized

Don't feel bad

They found a way inside your head

And you feel a bit misled

It's not that they don't care, yeah

 

The television's put a thought inside your head

Llike a Barry Manilow, jingle

I'd like, to teach the world to sing

In perfect harmony

A symphonic blank stare, yeah

It doesn't make you care (make you care)

Not designed to make you care (make you care)

They're betting you won't care (you won't...)

 

Place a wager on your greed

A wager on your pride

Why try to beat them when, a million others tried?

 

We are the whore

Intellectually spayed

We are the queer

Dysfunctionally raised

 

One more pill to kill the pain

One more pill to kill the pain

One more pill to kill the pain

Living through conformity

 

One more prayer to keep me safe

One more prayer to keep us warm

One more prayer to keep us safe

There's gonna be a better place

 

Lost the battle, lost the war

Lost the things worth living for

Lost the will to win the fight

One more pill to kill the pain

 

Na na na na na

La na na na na

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

 

The going get tough, the tough get debt

Don't pay attention, pay the rent

Next of kins pay for your sins

A little faith should keep us safe

 

Save us

The human, existence

Is failing, resistance

Essential, the future

Written off, the odds are

Astronomically against us

Only moron and genius

Would fight a losing battle

Against the super ego

When giving in is so damn comforting

 

And so we go, on with our lives

We know the truth, but prefer lies

Lies are simple, simple is bliss

Why go against tradition when we can

Admit defeat, live in decline

Be the victim of our own design

The status quo, built on suspect

Why would anyone stick out their neck?

 

Fellow members

Club "We've Got Ours"

I'd like to introduce you to our host

He's got his, and I've got mine

Meet the decline

 

We are the queer

We are the whore

Ammunition

In the class war

We are worker

We love our queen

We sacrifice

We're soilent green

 

We are the queer

We are the whore

Ammunition

In the class war

 

 

 

.....the only song/album I ever really got into by them :o

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Hey, some guy's spitting on me, don't spit on me I hate it. I hate it! If you see some guy spit on me, knock him in the side of the head for me, will ya? Quit It! I'm serious You get hepatitis like that. Alright I'm not that puink ok, forget it!

-End of the live version of Bob

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Originally posted by 2BLAZZED

yo 26 ur a cool dude and i dont wanna knock ya but u could of just put this in the other thread...its senseless...

 

Nah, I'll keep this thread around. The other one's about Iggy Popp/ MC5 knock off bands that I don't know the first thing about.

 

Pretty much... senselessness is what I excell at. :king:

 

 

 

Edit: Dazzle did it. I knew someone would. Easily

their best "song". I wasn't gonna mention that

until later.. you fucking bastard.

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My mind is wide asleep, my conscience deep awake. The promises I keep are not the ones I make

 

I can't remember what song this is from, but its the one that came to mind.

 

Edit: Pump the valuum...

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I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small

Never thought about the problems of this planet at all

Global warming, radio-active sites

Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No!

 

Why think of all the bad things when life is so good?

Why help with an "am" when there's always a "could"

Let the whales worry about the poisons in the sea

Outside of California, it's foreign policy

 

I don't want changes, I have no reactions

Your dilemmas are my distractions

 

That's no way to go, Franco Un-American

No way to go, Franco Un-American

No way to go, Franco Un-American

No way to go, Franco, Franco Un-American

 

I never looked around, never second-guessed

Then I read some Howard Zinn now I'm always depressed

And now I can't sleep from years of apathy

All because I read a little Noam Chomsky

 

I'm eating vegetation, 'cause of fast food nation

I'm wearing comfortable shoes 'cause of globalisation

I'm watching Michael Moore expose the awful truth

I'm listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth

 

I see no world peace 'cause of zealous armed forces

I eat no breath-mints 'cause their from de-hoofed horses

Now I can't believe; what an absolute failure

The president's laughing 'cause we voted for Nader

 

That's no way to go, Franco Un-American

No way to go, Franco Un-American

No way to go, Franco Un-American

Where can we go, Franco Un-American

 

I want to move north and be a Canadian

Or hang down low with the nice Australians

I don't want to be another "I-don't-care-ican"

What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American

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