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BOZACK

i am going to marry paris hilton on saturday.

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background info (i'll make it quick i promise):

i used to live in new orleans.

i flunked out of school.

now i live in lafayette, louisiana.

lafayette = your average-sized town/city. ghettos, posh neighborhoods, ok nightlife, ok shopping, pretty diverse.

but if you drive about 45 minutes in any direction from lafayette, you're in a crawfish pond/swamp/sugarcane field/trailer park.

so the new season of "the simple life" (featuring paris hilton and nicole ritchie)is going to be filmed here.

there was a casting call for families at the hilton this week.

but families like mine are not what they are looking for, because we are civilized and live IN lafayette, not in gueydon, maurice, kaplan, etc., so we didn't waste our time. not to mention my parents don't welcome heroin-addicted sluts in their home verty often.

 

BUT paris & nicole are going to be in town for the mardi gras debauchery. and there is going to be a show at Toy's music center this saturday, and Ms. Hilton and Ms. Ritchie will be in attendance. and i am going. because i know the band. and paris is going to see me. then she will run up and propose to me. the end.

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LiKe OmG.....WhAt ArE yOu GoiNg To WeAr WhEn YoU aSk HeR MaRRy HeR?!?!?........LiKe ToTaLy...

 

 

 

 

*side note i actually think that i lost intelligence tryin to make a comment in regards about those bland females....

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Originally posted by CinchedWaist

bozack- i'm going to be travelling to new orleans in

a month or so.

will you email me with some neat sites and stuff to do?

thank you

:)

 

no problemo. hit me up on AIM: yeahmanthatsrad

 

if i am there at the same time as you i will bring you to the projects.

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

yall would be the cutest anorexic couple eveeeeeeeeeeeer! ;)

 

:lol:

 

we :lovee: bozack.

 

:beat:

 

 

DUUUUUUDDDDEEEEE.......i like totally forgot.

 

we are the same weight! tubular compatibility like totally.

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Originally posted by BOZACK

not to mention my parents don't welcome heroin-addicted sluts in their home verty often.

 

please dont confuse yayo for heroin.

And isn't she dating that blond guy from the backstreet boys?

Hell... she was banging the singer from Sum41. Clearly she's looking

for boys, not men, so you're higher ranked already.

 

I say kidnap her and hold her for ransom.

You could probably get a cool 10million for that.

(and make her squeel like a pig)

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Re: Re: i am going to marry paris hilton on saturday.

 

Originally posted by Kilo7-

please dont confuse yayo for heroin.

 

i didn't...yeah paris is a cokehead but nicole is the heroin junkie i believe. but she has a dogface so i'll pass.

 

bozack, watcher of entertainment tonight.

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Re: Re: i am going to marry paris hilton on saturday.

 

Originally posted by Kilo7-

(and make her squeel like a pig)

 

take it all you dumb bitch.

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

We require pictures, BOZACK.

 

oh of course.

unless i can't get in...i don't plan on going with the band, and it's been advertised on the radio, so the place is bound to be beyond capacity.

i hope not....i hope i hope i hope....i will do everything in my power

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Originally posted by Devilush

you should ask her out to walmart.

 

i only go to walmart to take pictures of country bumpkins that look funny. we will eat at tsunami. then we will go to new orleans for club 360.

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Originally posted by Devilush

whoaaa fancy schmancy.

 

was that SARCASM dev?!

 

this is all a great big delusion by the way....except the part about them being here and my knowing the performers that is.

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Originally posted by BOZACK

was that SARCASM dev?!

 

this is all a great big delusion by the way....except the part about them being here and my knowing the performers that is.

 

noooo. what i meant was faaaaaaaaaaaaaaancy-schmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaancy.

 

i'm a lil mean lately. and i do apologize if you take it that way. but i'm just not happy with everything at the moment.

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