slightly Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 thats all. i recommend it to anybody with muscles, and tendons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 if i'm ever single again, i am hitting up my girlfriends yoga spot..fucking bangin' women galore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 "why has my wrist gone all limp like that?" "that's what happens when you do yoga, don't sweat it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by slightly thats all. i recommend it to anybody with muscles, and tendons Lemme guess... you're an artfag, you're from SF, and your writers bench is the nearest Starbucks coffee house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 can you suck your own dick yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slightly Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 no im not from SF, im not sure if im an artfag, and i dont have any sort of 'writers bench' but I do get free starbucks coffee should i chose to do so because my friends uncle owns the corporation. also, i cannot suck my own dick yet, i only started on monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 yoga ? pfft, its all about pilates now dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 HAHAHAHA NIGGA SAID YOGA http://ngwo.planetemu.net/neo-arcadia/art/mvc2/images/dhalsim.gif'> yoga flaaaaaaaame! YO ON A SIDE NOTE (WHICH I ALWAYS HAVE)RUSSEL SIMMONS HAS HIS OWN PRIVATE THEATRE, WHAT A BITCH ASS....ACTUALLY THAT NIGGA ALSO HAS A YOGA ROOM, SO I GUESS ITS NOT REALLY OFF TOPIC. IMAGINE RUSSEL SIMMONS WITH HIS LEG BEHIND HIS HEAD...NO HOMO. PAUSE! ll MEROE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I do yoga pretty frequently these days with my chick. She's hella down for it and it's nice to be able to bend my legs back past my head so my knees are resting next to my ears. No.....I am not about to give myself head. SOme of the yuppie chicks that go to the place we frequent....holeeyyy shiiiitt....you need to see the ice cubes these chicks are rocking on their ears and fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Re: Re: hate all you want, yoga is fucking cool as hell Originally posted by TheoHuxtable Lemme guess... you're an artfag, you're from SF, and your writers bench is the nearest Starbucks coffee house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I'm a fan of the breathing techniques of yoga. It helps with the astral projection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 dude, this guy looks creepy as hell its a real pose though. http://tantramag.com/yoga/poza30-1.jpg'> http://sivasakti.com/local/yoga/halasana-1.jpg'> http://sivasakti.com/local/yoga/ardha-matsyendrasana-1.jpg'> so then i was thinking, to be a contortionist, you must practice something like yoga. Now this is interesting... http://www.contortionhomepage.com/icc2000/elena01.jpg'> http://www.contortionhomepage.com/icc2000/duo01.jpg'> http://www.contortionhomepage.com/icc2000/duo02.jpg'> http://www.contortionhomepage.com/icc2000/imel02.jpg'> http://www.contortionhomepage.com/icc2000/daniele.jpg'> http://www.contortionhomepage.com/laura/JF1408.JPG'> http://www.contortionhomepage.com/laura/JF1411.JPG'> http://www.contortionhomepage.com/ula/ulapic22.jpg'> http://www.contortionhomepage.com/ula/ulapic07.jpg'> wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 thats one of the spost to get chicks............many people snooze though........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 yoga is good for your health. simple. however I just cant be that stationary. You get a little mat and you never really move off of it. I guess it's that post-b-boy attitude, but I really need to move around the room and actually get a little aggressive. That's why I'm doing karate. the 3 girls I'm into now all do yoga. one does yoga and teaches dance. one does yoga and aquafit classes. one does yoga and belly dancing classes. these girls are fit! no flat asses for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Kilo, how about tai Chi then? You move around a lot more with that, even it's in slow motion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 one of the healthiest years on this planet i have yet was the one year when i did yoga twice aweek... now im just lazy and broke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 yeah Tai Chi is great too! I used to do tai chi when I was in my teens and my Mom is still doing it like 4 times a week (at the center and daily on her own). I actually got her a tai chi sword for xmas. TaiChi is all about the circles and I need to do something with a more linear movement (punches and kicks). Plus unless you're like a grand dragon of tai chi, you will not be winning any fights with it. hmmm... maybe 'grand dragon' isn't the best thing to call them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 So something more like Hapkido? Or is it Aikido? Those are probably two different things with similar names, but both are more linear like karate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 yeah... I was looking into akido but it doesn't seem right for me. There's just too much rolling around and falling. There's hardly any 'strikes' and it's just not my thing. Did you see my thread on martial arts? I'll go bump it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I was seeing this girl last winter who was into aikido. I checked it out a couple times and was even considering joining it, but then I remembered I was way too busy with my own shit to commit to her or aikido. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist http://www.contortionhomepage.com/ula/ulapic07.jpg'> Holy crap...did everyone miss this pic? old dudes gotta have at least 12 inches of arm all up in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 GODDAMN... http://www.contortionhomepage.com/icc2000/daniele.jpg'> I BET YOU A 5TH OF HENNY THAT WHEN THAT DICKHEAD NIGGA IS DONE DOING ALL THAT CONTORTING SHIT HE HAS MORE SKIDMARKS ON HIS DRAWERS THAN THE RACING STRIP AT HUNTS POINT...THAT SHIT LOOKS SCARY, I KNOW NIGGAS ALWAYS WANT A FLEXIBLE BITCH AND SHIT BUT GODDAMN I DONT WANNA COME HOME AND SEE MY GIRL WITH HER BUTTCHEEKS RESTING ON HER FOREHEAD. THAT SHIT IS NO GOOD...IT WOULD COME IN HANDY WHEN COPS CUFF YOU AND THROW YOU IN THE BACK OF THE CAR...YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN? WHEN YOU GET TO THE STATION YOU CAN JUMP OUT AND BE LIKE "BOOOOOOM NIGGA!!!" AND HIT O'SULLIVAN OFF WITH A DOUBLE HAMMER TO THE DOME, THEN YOU CAN RUN AWAY....SIKE! HE'LL SHOOT YOU 57 TIMES AND IF YOU LIVE YOU CAN SUE (NOW THAT BLOOMBERG IS MAYOR, CUZ IF IT WAS GHOULIANI THAT NIGGA WOULD WALK)...ALSO I LEGGED A COPY OF THE NEW YRB, THEY INTERVIEWED REMO, WHICH I THOUGHT WAS INTERESTING, BUT TOO SHORT. MEROES$S FREE MELK AWGEEEEE MLBEEEEEE ARDEEEEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 i dunno...i sometimes like bubu better than yogi. hes like a voice of reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Re: GODDAMN... Originally posted by MEROJUANA http://www.contortionhomepage.com/icc2000/daniele.jpg'> I BET YOU A 5TH OF HENNY THAT WHEN THAT DICKHEAD NIGGA IS DONE DOING ALL THAT CONTORTING SHIT HE HAS MORE SKIDMARKS ON HIS DRAWERS THAN THE RACING STRIP AT HUNTS POINT...THAT SHIT LOOKS SCARY, I KNOW NIGGAS ALWAYS WANT A FLEXIBLE BITCH AND SHIT BUT GODDAMN I DONT WANNA COME HOME AND SEE MY GIRL WITH HER BUTTCHEEKS RESTING ON HER FOREHEAD. THAT SHIT IS NO GOOD...IT WOULD COME IN HANDY WHEN COPS CUFF YOU AND THROW YOU IN THE BACK OF THE CAR...YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN? WHEN YOU GET TO THE STATION YOU CAN JUMP OUT AND BE LIKE "BOOOOOOM NIGGA!!!" AND HIT O'SULLIVAN OFF WITH A DOUBLE HAMMER TO THE DOME, THEN YOU CAN RUN AWAY....SIKE! HE'LL SHOOT YOU 57 TIMES AND IF YOU LIVE YOU CAN SUE (NOW THAT BLOOMBERG IS MAYOR, CUZ IF IT WAS GHOULIANI THAT NIGGA WOULD WALK)...ALSO I LEGGED A COPY OF THE NEW YRB, THEY INTERVIEWED REMO, WHICH I THOUGHT WAS INTERESTING, BUT TOO SHORT. MEROES$S FREE MELK AWGEEEEE MLBEEEEEE ARDEEEEEE :lol: :lol: Nigga said buttcheeks resting on her forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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