Abracadabra Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 how do you know you're at a jew's house? there's toilet paper on the clothes line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Quentin Tarantino's joke from Desperado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AevOne718 Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Whats the difference between a jew, and a pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven. My personal favorite: Ever heard the one about the pencil? Eh, it's pointless. And.... The greatest joke in the United States: http://www.harcourtschool.com/newsbreak/images/george_bush.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC how do you know you're at a jew's house? there's toilet paper on the clothes line Originally posted by !@#$% 3 men are standing by the side of a cliff, a priest a rabbi and a misionary. suddenly a schoolbus full of kids careens by and goes off the cliff.. the missionary exclaims "we have to save the children!" the rabbi says "ehh, fuck 'em" the priest says "but there's no time!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 just an fyi, its hellen keller, with a k ---- whats black and comes in a little white can?? michael jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 8, 2004 Author Share Posted January 8, 2004 just an fyi, its hellen keller, with a k hahahaha....that gave me an unintended chuckle....it sorta kills the punchline when you dont even know how to say the persons name... guys some of these are quite funny...thanks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 not even close to tasteful but my favorite joke.... What's better than winning the gold in the special olympics? not being retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 8, 2004 Author Share Posted January 8, 2004 laughing out loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 MY DAD HAS ONE TOE AND ONE KNEE, HIS NAME IS TONY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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