RumPuncher Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 whoa... ancient! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 How about you come up with something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horse cock Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 r.a. the rugged man got my girlfriend pregnant..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 http://www.fartbrazil.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 A London suburb, 1921. A wealthy man about town looks down at his brand new pocket watch bewildered as to how it could still be 2:30 in the afternoon when the sun had already set. His wheels were not in motion because he was never taught the concept of winding. “This is the same damn thing that happened to the last one,” he uttered under his breath. As he passed the next block he dropped the watch into the trash. He would tell the story for years as a prologue to explaining his self-diagnosed condition of emitting a strong electromagnetic field. “I was stopping the watch’s wheels myself. Don’t let me get too close to any mechanical gizmos. I’m too powerful!” He made up even more ridiculous stories like forks flying across his dining room and magnetically sticking to him when no one else was around. Or the time he stopped a train several feet before it got to Waxford Station. But the one incident that truly proves his magnificence is the time he made a quarter levitate for 8 seconds. A man with this much passion in his own abilities can live well into his autumn years. In fact by the time he saw his final hospital room he was 93 and technology had come a long way from watch wheels. His life was now in the hands of a machine called “life support.” “The body is an electric thing and my powers have given me longevity,” he proclaimed. When suddenly and without warning all of the power in the hospital’s electric circuit ceased to flow. The machine called “life support” stopped working and so did the man’s heart. His last thought was a question: “Who turned out the lights?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 well when things get bad just be glad your not a member of bombing science bombing science is so fucking wack. there forums are trash just be glad your here and not there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 you know fucking retarded crosswalks is an interest to you. don't front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimpr Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 You can't hate on that one good thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 this thread was made 3 years ago. check the date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 http://www.potty.org/index_a.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I noticed the ancient screen names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 why would anyone bump it? hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 i dont know, but i remember makng it. it fits in today just as well as it would any other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 ^ I'd have to disagree. today's been one of the best days around here for a long time. We've got heavy moody topics (suicide, rehab, breakups) some light ones (KOH's one good thing) some stupid internet humour (the Orly harbls) and more. The zero almost seemed smart today. *edit: then I scrolled down and saw a used called 'horse cock', so yeah, nothing's changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 naw, you right. that squirt thread is top shelf. **an horse cock's alright. he always big ups my freights, so he cool with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 yo, wore the dragon battle axe shirt today, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how how are are you you Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 theres not a single topic that i give a damn about,,,will someone please talk about something important or interesting? seeks/thanks wait this is suppose to be our problem?3 years ago or not fuck you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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