RumPuncher Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 cant it be for real ? Few ever forget their first time, but adult satellite channel Paradise TV can make it even more memorable by providing the opportunity for some men to lose their virginity for the cameras, according to Shukan Tokuho(11/30). One of the channel's most successful series so far has involved exposing women to the viewing audience while they were initiated into the world of sexuality, but the autumn program changes now offers so far luckless guys the chance to open their account in a liaison with an adult video actress. Candidates must pass a series of tests to earn the right to ask their preferred actress to break them in. If she agrees to do so, the act is performed immediately in front of the studio cameras and beamed into viewers' homes. Recording for the first program of "Ninki AV Joyu ga Kimi no Dotei wo Ubaimasu (Popular Porn Starlet Steals Your Virginity)" was held in September and a Shukan Tokuho team was there to capture the action. Proceedings opened with an interview the three actresses gave to the nine candidates. Rather than the regular question and answer session, however, the candidates were allowed to choose which girl they wanted to perform her handiwork on him for five minutes in the hope that her ministrations would relieve him of years of pent up sexual frustration. Despite the work of the girls' dexterous digits, the show was dealt a blow of the type it hadn't been looking for when all nine candidates failed to emit the required spurts of energy within the allotted time. Camera shyness was blamed and each of the nine was offered the chance to continue, with six agreeing to do so. Those remaining in the quest then took part in a matchmaking party followed by a series of kinky games where losers were penalized in such manner as being required to perform oral sex, having their entire body massaged with a vibrator, permitting their breasts to be squeezed, allowing their eyeballs to be licked or submitting to somebody sitting on their face. Antics culminated in a game of strip scissors, paper, rock*, with each vanquished party required to remove one garment. When the candidates were entirely bereft of clothing, they were eliminated from the race to lose their virginity. By the time the three actresses had been shorn of their clothes, only four men remained to beg them to take their cherry. Each of the remaining contestants was required to approach one of the three actresses they preferred to take on the task and ask her if she would be willing to put an end to his chastity. If she agreed to do so, she would respond by immediately administering oral sex. If not, she would shear his pubic hair and send him on his way. One lucky contestant, Shukan Tokuho says, was fortunate enough to have his dreams, and more, come true -- even if it was before a nationwide audience. * That's MY game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 good lord. what next? i'd like to see photos of the participants on a local radio show they had this one poor guy one who had never been kissed, they found a girl to help him out (their intern) then aired it. i felt bad for the guy, but whatever works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 ^^damn, americans are such tightasses when it comes to sex, people would shit if they saw some of the stuff that they show on regular programming. I would have to say that i would probably have a fair about of anxiety if i were that dude:yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 *believe* Im flabbergasted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- the candidates were allowed to choose which girl they wanted to perform her handiwork on him for five minutes in the hope that her ministrations would relieve him of years of pent up sexual frustration. Despite the work of the girls' dexterous digits, the show was dealt a blow of the type it hadn't been looking for when all nine candidates failed to emit the required spurts of energy within the allotted time. Camera shyness was blamed and each of the nine was offered the chance to continue, with six agreeing to do so. undertones like whoa? Maybe they hired really lame porn girls because from what I've seen it would be really hard not to uhh... emit with some of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- "Ninki AV Joyu ga Kimi no Dotei wo Ubaimasu (Popular Porn Starlet Steals Your Virginity)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPiTA Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 If she agreed to do so, she would respond by immediately administering oral sex. If not, she would shear his pubic hair and send him on his way. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by i11igul ^^damn, americans are such tightasses when it comes to sex, people would shit if they saw some of the stuff that they show on regular programming. well its not that. i mean i wouldnt freak out if i saw it on tv. but dont people have self respect or even dignity anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by Devilush well its not that. i mean i wouldnt freak out if i saw it on tv. but dont people have self respect or even dignity anymore? Yes they do. People have been asking that question for houndreds of years. Just some people do crazy shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 well it is crazy. but in my opinion (which doesnt count), i dont think that loosing your virginity on tv is self dignified nor respectful. its downright trashy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPFlatty Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 "white-trash get down on your knees, it's time for cake and sodemy!" i'm going to asia in two months...too bad ive already lost my virginity...haha, asia rules! what up d-lush!! drop me a new sc addy, i got a few zines for ya...i still got your add in nv as well, my poor ass is just lagging on production... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 SPFLATTY! i love marilyn manson. the album that song is on is the BEST! i shall drop you a line with a new addy. um....i am almost done with issue #10. yay for my lagging ass! **hm. i never lived in NV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPFlatty Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 d-lush Originally posted by Devilush **hm. i never lived in NV. na, nv means night vision, sorry. i mean i got you add for the magazine still in there...talk to you soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPiTA Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by SPFlatty what up d-lush!! drop me a new sc addy, i got a few zines for ya...i still got your add in nv as well, my poor ass is just lagging on production... Originally posted by Devilush i love marilyn manson. the album that song is on is the BEST! i shall drop you a line with a new addy. um....i am almost done with issue #10. yay for my lagging ass! **hm. i never lived in NV. Originally posted by SPFlatty na, nv means night vision, sorry. i mean i got you add for the magazine still in there...talk to you soon Don't you guys have AIM or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 *** disclaimer*** this isn`t regular japanese tv, this is the equivalent to a porno channel. regular japanese tv does show american movies with the swears and sex scenes unedited, some clothed breast grabs, a glimpse of panties, but is far from being out of control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 we need programs like this in the states. . .nah, not really. i'd still watch it though. good, old-fashioned, family programming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMBOOZLED Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- undertones like whoa? Maybe they hired really lame porn girls because from what I've seen it would be really hard not to uhh... emit with some of them. Good looking out Kilo, that's called NLP marketing (Nero-Logical-Programing if i'm not mistaken). The idea is to insert sexualy affiliated words or phrases into a seemingly harmless advertisement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 http://www.dukefarm.com/images/jokepage/beavis.jpg'> "uh... huh huh... he said Insert" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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