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another AIM bash thread.

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DrumFFunk: who is this

Gpasbiggirl: dawn

Gpasbiggirl: whos this

Gpasbiggirl: ?

DrumFFunk: jethrow

Gpasbiggirl: really?

Gpasbiggirl: asl

DrumFFunk: 17/here/m

DrumFFunk: why you on me buddy list

DrumFFunk: you hot?

Gpasbiggirl: i dont know did you put it there

DrumFFunk: never herd of you

DrumFFunk: you hot?

Gpasbiggirl: beacause i xdont know you

DrumFFunk: well maby you know me

DrumFFunk: lemmie send a pic

DrumFFunk wants to directly connect.

Gpasbiggirl: ok

DrumFFunk: go on conect

Gpasbiggirl: nothing happened

DrumFFunk cancels request; no connection was made.

DrumFFunk: lemmie try agen

DrumFFunk wants to directly connect.

DrumFFunk: now connect

Gpasbiggirl: theres nothing there

Gpasbiggirl: larry

DrumFFunk cancels request; no connection was made.

DrumFFunk: fuck

DrumFFunk: ..

DrumFFunk: hmmmm

DrumFFunk: i know

Gpasbiggirl: what the hell do you want

DrumFFunk: im wondering who the fuck are you

DrumFFunk: DONT BE RASH WITH ME

 

Gpasbiggirl: shut up

DrumFFunk: oooh thats it

Gpasbiggirl: whos this is it larry?

DrumFFunk: this is JETHROW

DrumFFunk: dammit pas the ketchup

Gpasbiggirl: thats not a name

DrumFFunk: yes it is its my name aint it

Gpasbiggirl: no

DrumFFunk: this is me

DrumFFunk: http://www.faceparty.com/public/555/images/lord_marwok_3426926.jpg'>

Gpasbiggirl: what the fuck?

DrumFFunk: god

Gpasbiggirl: what

DrumFFunk: are you hot

Gpasbiggirl: who is this damnit

DrumFFunk: hey you want some callard greens?

Gpasbiggirl: who are you?

DrumFFunk: okok

DrumFFunk: you got me

DrumFFunk: its tim the MASTER OF ALL THAT IS KNOWN AS DEATH!

DrumFFunk: wanna cyber?

Gpasbiggirl: what the hell you yappin about

DrumFFunk: pass the chicken

Gpasbiggirl: i dont know you

Gpasbiggirl: who the hell are you>'

DrumFFunk: i might be hot i need the salt

Gpasbiggirl: ?

DrumFFunk: dont talk with your mouth full

Gpasbiggirl: who are you god damn it

DrumFFunk: jethrow

Gpasbiggirl: fuck you

Gpasbiggirl: no really

Gpasbiggirl: ?

DrumFFunk: dont where a hat at the table BESSY!

DrumFFunk: did you do your chores

DrumFFunk: lets sing a song!

Gpasbiggirl: what the hell i dont know you

DrumFFunk: OOOOOOOOH......

DrumFFunk: yes you do

DrumFFunk: you know me

Gpasbiggirl: then who are you?

DrumFFunk: ive seen you nekkid

Gpasbiggirl: no you have not

DrumFFunk: you gots them nice ol tittys

Gpasbiggirl: i dont know you

Gpasbiggirl: who are you?

DrumFFunk: you let me suckle on em cuz i had no mama

DrumFFunk: smaaky smaky

Gpasbiggirl: who are you

Gpasbiggirl: ?

DrumFFunk: dammit im david

DrumFFunk: josh

DrumFFunk: alan

DrumFFunk: WOOOPIE GOLDBERG!

DrumFFunk: takakakakakaka

Gpasbiggirl: no really who are you?

DrumFFunk: my name is aMANWHEL

DrumFFunk: gordon

DrumFFunk: do you know a gordon

DrumFFunk: ever herd of a gordon

DrumFFunk: G

DrumFFunk: O

DrumFFunk: R

DrumFFunk: D

DrumFFunk: O

DrumFFunk: N

DrumFFunk: ring a bell?

DrumFFunk: DING!

DrumFFunk: hello?

DrumFFunk: HELLO?

Gpasbiggirl: bakc

DrumFFunk: whats your name jessie

Gpasbiggirl: dawn

DrumFFunk: gordon pleased to meet you

DrumFFunk: wanna cyber

Gpasbiggirl: im 13

DrumFFunk: dammit boy dont touch the cat

DrumFFunk: im not

Gpasbiggirl: and i dont know you?

DrumFFunk: i have a big penis

Gpasbiggirl: so dont mean nothing

DrumFFunk: its THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big

Gpasbiggirl signed off at 8:08:40 PM.

 

just pulled that....fucking class!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DrumFFunk: hey

 

Auto response from XBAMismyGODX16: ..away... shower.. leave a msg...

 

DrumFFunk: i have the best story for you so get me back babe

XBAMismyGODX16: hey

XBAMismyGODX16: tell me the sotry

DrumFFunk: word girl friend

DrumFFunk: so like im at the mall,,, and you wont beleive this but benny anderson comes up and tells me he has herpies

DrumFFunk: and im like nooooo way

DrumFFunk: and hes like yes way

DrumFFunk: so i have herpies type two on my shin now

DrumFFunk: so whats up with you girl?

XBAMismyGODX16: who r u

DrumFFunk: chelsy

DrumFFunk: god

XBAMismyGODX16: i never talked tyo u b4

DrumFFunk: oh

DrumFFunk: i sit next to you in class

XBAMismyGODX16: where do u live

DrumFFunk: or i did

DrumFFunk: 4th st

XBAMismyGODX16: wut country

DrumFFunk: what do you think silly

DrumFFunk: i ware the pink shirt all the time

XBAMismyGODX16: i dotn know who u r

XBAMismyGODX16: i dont even know a chelsy

DrumFFunk: im one of those fat mexican girls whom ware REALLY tight shirts and pants so my fat wrinkles are clearly visible

DrumFFunk: ande i act like im hot and when i pass guys im like "teh YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS!"

DrumFFunk: you know

DrumFFunk: tee hee

DrumFFunk: ok ill send a pic hows that

DrumFFunk: one sec

XBAMismyGODX16 wants to directly connect.

XBAMismyGODX16 cancels request; no connection was made.

DrumFFunk: heres a link

DrumFFunk: this is me

DrumFFunk:

http://anil299.tripod.com/vol_002_no_002/reviews/tb/book005/p203_2.jpg'>

DrumFFunk: remember now?

DrumFFunk: well

DrumFFunk: well.....ive knoticed youve been getting on my man so back off

DrumFFunk: cuz this bitch is packing heat

DrumFFunk: huh chika what cho got to say cholo?

DrumFFunk: HEY IM STILL TAKING TO YOU CHOLO!

DrumFFunk: pig fuck

 

 

 

 

 

hey kids pull some AIM name dropping for me to work with...and post your own silly adventures!:lol:

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The only time shit like this is funny is when you get some guy to pour syrup in his nipples because he is convinced you are a girl.

Other than that, it's not.

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DrumFFunk: ive seen you nekkid

Gpasbiggirl: no you have not

DrumFFunk: you gots them nice ol tittys

Gpasbiggirl: i dont know you

Gpasbiggirl: who are you?

DrumFFunk: you let me suckle on em cuz i had no mama

DrumFFunk: smaaky smaky

 

:lol:

 

fuck with this girl(she's a freak)...

 

Chickibaby213

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this one is long BUT SOOO WORTH THE READ!!

 

 

 

 

DrumFFunk: uh oh

DrumFFunk: uh oh im back

Gpasbiggirl: who are you

Gpasbiggirl: ?

DrumFFunk: i dont know

Gpasbiggirl: really your pissing me off

Gpasbiggirl: ?

DrumFFunk: im doing nothing but this

DrumFFunk: weeeedle

DrumFFunk: hey do you live in colorado

Gpasbiggirl: no

DrumFFunk: where

Gpasbiggirl: who are you

Gpasbiggirl: missouri

DrumFFunk: .......platsburg missouri?

Gpasbiggirl: no

Gpasbiggirl: trimble

Gpasbiggirl: missouri

DrumFFunk: is that near platsburg

Gpasbiggirl: yes

Gpasbiggirl: who are you?

DrumFFunk: HAHAHAHAHA I HAHAHA I KNOW WHAT HAPPEND

DrumFFunk: you know some kid named cody dont you

Gpasbiggirl: yes

DrumFFunk: he lives in platsburg

Gpasbiggirl: who the hell are you?

DrumFFunk: i know cody

Gpasbiggirl: ok how are you?

Gpasbiggirl: who*

DrumFFunk: i told you yesterday

Gpasbiggirl: no you didnt

DrumFFunk: yes i did

DrumFFunk: gordon

Gpasbiggirl: well i dont know you

DrumFFunk: duh your in missouri

Gpasbiggirl: so leave me the hell alone

DrumFFunk: nop

DrumFFunk: no

DrumFFunk: NO

 

Gpasbiggirl: ya

DrumFFunk: you are now under my controle

DrumFFunk: you shall do my bidding

Gpasbiggirl: no im not

DrumFFunk: YOU CANNOT THWART MY PENGUIN CONTROL

Gpasbiggirl: is this larry, kyle or cody?

DrumFFunk: your one o the hoes cody knows

DrumFFunk: he will suck your toes

Gpasbiggirl: who are you?

Gpasbiggirl: no

DrumFFunk: i FUCKING TOLD YOU

 

Gpasbiggirl: thats not your name

DrumFFunk: yes it is

DrumFFunk: ask cody dipshit

DrumFFunk: be like whos gordon

Gpasbiggirl: i have not talk to him seens yesterday

DrumFFunk: he will say this kid i know from colorado

DrumFFunk: well suck his dick and find out

Gpasbiggirl: whatver shut up are you fucking dumb i dont know you so leave me alone

Gpasbiggirl: no

DrumFFunk: im the dumb one?? HAHAHAHA

 

DrumFFunk: dont talk with your mouth full you fucking crabs ridden slut

Gpasbiggirl: id ont know yuou live me alone

Gpasbiggirl: i dont*

DrumFFunk: cook me dinner bitch

Gpasbiggirl: you*

Gpasbiggirl: fuck you leave me alone

DrumFFunk: cook me dinner befor i rape you

DrumFFunk: now shut up/get pregnant/ and cook me dinner

Gpasbiggirl: fuck you go fuck a god damn duck and leave me alone

DrumFFunk: cook me dinner i want callard greens

Gpasbiggirl: fuck you

DrumFFunk: dude wheres my chicken fried steak

DrumFFunk: gravey bitch lots of it

Gpasbiggirl: who are you?

DrumFFunk: im not telling you agen you dumb little insest bunnie

Gpasbiggirl: what the hell do you want with me>?

Gpasbiggirl: ?*

DrumFFunk: dinner

DrumFFunk: i want dinner

DrumFFunk: get in the kitchen slut

Gpasbiggirl: i dnt really care

DrumFFunk: yes you do

Gpasbiggirl: no i dont

DrumFFunk: yes you do]

DrumFFunk: Greetings. I noticed that my friend here has been pestering you in a pretty funny way.

DrumFFunk: And I was just wondering

DrumFFunk: You know

DrumFFunk: Why don't you cook him dinner?

DrumFFunk: I mean, he's like .. STARVING here

DrumFFunk: seriously

DrumFFunk: all ha had was

DrumFFunk: like

DrumFFunk: a pizza ...

DrumFFunk: rutebegas ...

Gpasbiggirl: who ae you?

DrumFFunk: um, and .. some milk. I think it was bad milk though

DrumFFunk: im your leader GORGE DUBAYA BUSH!

DrumFFunk: That wasn't me. That was the first guy

DrumFFunk: NO IT WASNT

DrumFFunk: Shut up.

Gpasbiggirl: who are you?

DrumFFunk: Well, you would think it's obvious by now.

Gpasbiggirl: you are really pissing me off

DrumFFunk: Now hold on. That is entirely unfair.

DrumFFunk: I haven't been rude to you at all.

DrumFFunk: well, okay, I lied to you about the rutebegas.

Gpasbiggirl: who are you?

DrumFFunk: But that's just because I'm a horrible person. I'm just misunderstood

DrumFFunk: I don't know you, why are you asking me who I am?

DrumFFunk: And NO I'm not going to have sex with you. Jesus.

DrumFFunk: I mean

DrumFFunk: wow

DrumFFunk: I'm not THAT sexy.

DrumFFunk: Okay, I jest

DrumFFunk: I'm just being mean

DrumFFunk: I'll quit that.

Gpasbiggirl: who the hell are you?

DrumFFunk: richard pryor

DrumFFunk: you know the black commedian

Gpasbiggirl: no really

DrumFFunk: Okay, I'm back

DrumFFunk: Now, before I tell you who I am, you have to give me some information.

DrumFFunk: Like who you are.

DrumFFunk: And why you are talking to this guy.

Gpasbiggirl: my name is dawn welhs and he was talking to me first

Gpasbiggirl: welsh*

DrumFFunk: Okay, talking to you first?

DrumFFunk: I'll ask himabout that.

Gpasbiggirl: ya

DrumFFunk: YES THATS RIGHT YES STOP WITH THE SILLY FACES STOP IT IM TLLING

 

DrumFFunk: Dag, yo. This sucks and I'm hungry

DrumFFunk: What do you think? Tacos?

DrumFFunk: Oh whatever. I'm going to bennigans.

DrumFFunk: they make a mean hamburger

Gpasbiggirl: what the hell is you name?

DrumFFunk: jesus fucking H CHRIST

Gpasbiggirl: who are you?

DrumFFunk: fuck ing dag shit you stupid whore

Gpasbiggirl: who the hell are you?

DrumFFunk: i thaught we covered this in the beginning

DrumFFunk: my NAME IS G

 

DrumFFunk: O

DrumFFunk: R

DrumFFunk: D

DrumFFunk: O

DrumFFunk: N

DrumFFunk: i know C

DrumFFunk: O

DrumFFunk: D

DrumFFunk: Y

DrumFFunk: frank

DrumFFunk: ok jessie?

Gpasbiggirl: im not going to take your shit anymore peace

DrumFFunk: jessie NOOO

DrumFFunk: dont go jessie

Gpasbiggirl: thats not my name

DrumFFunk: yes it is

DrumFFunk: jessie

DrumFFunk: listen jessie

Gpasbiggirl: no its dawn

DrumFFunk: jessie

DrumFFunk: listen jessie i want to go out with you

DrumFFunk: jessie baby

Gpasbiggirl: who the hell are you?

DrumFFunk: the call you JIGGELY JESSIE

Gpasbiggirl: really

DrumFFunk: yes

Gpasbiggirl: no what is your name really?

DrumFFunk: im kown as KERT

DrumFFunk: KERT THE WHAFEANATOR

Gpasbiggirl: which is it?

 

DrumFFunk: its tim

DrumFFunk: frank

DrumFFunk: sally

DrumFFunk: carl

Gpasbiggirl: what is it

Gpasbiggirl: ?

DrumFFunk: matcho matcho maaaaan

DrumFFunk: pass the PACE PICONTE SAUCE

Gpasbiggirl: what the hell what the hell is your name you fucking idoit

DrumFFunk: im the idiot

DrumFFunk: your from the south you inbred case of cancer

Gpasbiggirl: yes

Gpasbiggirl: no

DrumFFunk: yes

Gpasbiggirl: no i dont

DrumFFunk: yes you do

Gpasbiggirl: fuck you

DrumFFunk: fuck YOU

Gpasbiggirl: no

DrumFFunk: yes

Gpasbiggirl: what is your real name

Gpasbiggirl: ?

DrumFFunk: maby its CHEF CARL PATONE

Gpasbiggirl: no really?

DrumFFunk: really?

Gpasbiggirl: your name?

DrumFFunk: my name3

Gpasbiggirl: yes

DrumFFunk: no?

Gpasbiggirl: please

DrumFFunk: please what?

Gpasbiggirl: your name

DrumFFunk: my name

Gpasbiggirl: yes

DrumFFunk: ok.....dawn

Gpasbiggirl: what

DrumFFunk: your name

Gpasbiggirl: dawn

DrumFFunk: yes

Gpasbiggirl: marie welsh

DrumFFunk: good for you

DrumFFunk: thats a nice name

Gpasbiggirl: you asked and that my whole name

DrumFFunk: yes a nice name

DrumFFunk: jessie

Gpasbiggirl: no its dawn marie welsh

DrumFFunk: jessie marie welsh

Gpasbiggirl: no there is no jessie

Gpasbiggirl: do you have msn or hotmail?

DrumFFunk: haha your funny jessie

Gpasbiggirl: no really

DrumFFunk: really yes

Gpasbiggirl: whatever whats your name

Gpasbiggirl: ?

DrumFFunk: ?

Gpasbiggirl: name please

Gpasbiggirl: ?

DrumFFunk: please name

Gpasbiggirl: you fucking dick!!

DrumFFunk: dawn marie welsh

Gpasbiggirl: what?

DrumFFunk: my name

Gpasbiggirl: ya

DrumFFunk: dawn

Gpasbiggirl: no thats mine

DrumFFunk: no its not

DrumFFunk: your jessie

Gpasbiggirl: no im dont

DrumFFunk: no im dont

DrumFFunk: HAHAHAHAHA

 

DrumFFunk: NO IM DONT

DrumFFunk: HAHAHA

 

Gpasbiggirl: no im not

DrumFFunk: your nat dawn

DrumFFunk: i told you your jessie

Gpasbiggirl: no thats not my name do i have to show you my id

DrumFFunk: no jessie dont get mad

Gpasbiggirl: i can and i well

DrumFFunk: well

DrumFFunk: HAHAHA WELL

Gpasbiggirl: i have 14 more minutes what is your name?

 

DrumFFunk: wheres my dinner

Gpasbiggirl: im getting off of here

DrumFFunk: ok jessie

Gpasbiggirl: whats your name?

DrumFFunk: SMART

Gpasbiggirl: whats your nmae

Gpasbiggirl: name*

DrumFFunk: im from the coil plant

Gpasbiggirl: well heres my number call me and till me your name 816-************there peace

Gpasbiggirl: whats the hell is your name

Gpasbiggirl: ?

DrumFFunk: HAHAHA NOW IM GOING TO PRANK CALL YOU

DrumFFunk: LONG DISTANCE

DrumFFunk: AND IM GOING TO DIAL 0

Gpasbiggirl: so

DrumFFunk: SO IT WILL COS YOU LIKE # BUCKS

Gpasbiggirl: no dont

DrumFFunk: oooh yes i am

Gpasbiggirl: please dont

DrumFFunk: here i go to the phone im dialing 0

Gpasbiggirl: it wont go throw

DrumFFunk: uh oh the operator is asking for the #

Gpasbiggirl: who are you?

DrumFFunk: operator

DrumFFunk: gimmie number 9

Gpasbiggirl: no really

DrumFFunk: yes really

DrumFFunk: would you like to connect

Gpasbiggirl: your name would be nice

DrumFFunk: wil this be long distance

DrumFFunk: i love you

Gpasbiggirl: who are you?

DrumFFunk: FABIO

Gpasbiggirl: your name ?

 

DrumFFunk: the PUNISHER

Gpasbiggirl: who are you?

DrumFFunk: JAINE FONDA

Gpasbiggirl: who are you who are you who are you who are you?

DrumFFunk: this guy

Gpasbiggirl: bye you fucking dick

Gpasbiggirl signed off at 4:05:05 PM.

 

hahahahaha i loved doing this one!

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swif: Poison the Well - Loved Ones

 

me: poison the well is alright

 

swif: opoosite of december is a hardt CD

swif: going to the carshow?

 

me: um, I don't know?

me: lol

 

swif: what a white boy

 

me: what a commy fuck

 

swif: puritans represent

 

me: why don't you go work and not get paid?

me: faggot

 

swif: hahaha

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me: fuck you

S@T@N: eh?

S@T@N: eh?

S@T@N: fuck off

me: shut up

S@T@N: suck dick

S@T@N: no wait

me: i drive car!

S@T@N: DONT suck dick

me: i drive car!

me: giggles!

me: come back here :(

S@T@N: lol

me: enough. just stop it.

me: my berrys are dingling

me: wow

me: wrong

me: shut up, mormon

S@T@N: watch your mouth, richard

me: mother.

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