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Tyler Durden

STEPPING IT UP ON INTANGIBLE FAME: CYBER 3SOMES.

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backround: fucking with people on aim trying to get down with the other thread. this opportunity presents itself. i had more planned. but they both cunted out on me too early.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You have just entered room "fun chatxxx."

AD15 has entered the room.

AD15: lol whats up loser

lilsmartass: wow u guys could be nice to eachother

***: riiiight.

AD15: haha i wasn't talkin to him i was talkin to u

lilsmartass: im gonna kick ur ass

AD15: lol

AD15: so whos gonna start?

lilsmartass: doesnt matter 2 me

AD15: i walk over to chris and start kissing her hard

AD15: kris*

lilsmartass: mmm....::wraps my arms around u as i kiss u back::

AD15: i run my hand down ur neck and ur back all the way to ur ass and grab it roughly

AD15: i pick u up and throw u on to the bed

AD15: i look at drkst.......so man which end do u want i say w/ a smile

lilsmartass: ::pulls both of u to me::

AD15: i lean in and french u hard

lilsmartass: i take off both of ur shirts

AD15: i stand up and start taking off my pants.....i pull them all the way down and then my boxers

AD15: i climb ontop of u and start to rub ur body all over

lilsmartass: i take off my tank top

AD15: i lick my fingers and start to rub and pinch ur nipples

AD15: sticking to the left tit so that DRKst can have the right

AD15: but apperentally he has died

lilsmartass: lol

****: im seriously laughing too hard to write a coherent response at the moment.

lilsmartass: come on baby please for me :-(

****: fine fine fine.

lilsmartass: u promise u will

****: OH FOR SURE.

****: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZ

lilsmartass38: come on take it seriously for 5 min thats all im askin

AD15: yea as long as he isn't sitting there tryin to think of a big word he can use like coherent

****: hahahahahahahahaha

****: MOS DEF

lilsmartass: both of u need to stop

lilsmartass: do this for me please

lilsmartass: :-(

****: i dont "think of big words". hahahaha.

****: SO ANYWAY LETS GET ON WITH THE SHOW/

****: OR SOMETHING.

AD15: uh o now he's pullin out the quotations

****: he sure is.

****: he surrrrrrrre is.

****: so are you gonna fuck her or am i?

lilsmartass: come here then geez

****: sure. why not.

lilsmartass: ::kisses u as my hands run down ur back and grab ur ass::

****: *slaps your hands away* "dont touch the ass.....yet."

lilsmartass: i'll touch it whenever i want ::grabs it harder::

****: *grabs your wrists* "i think not."

lilsmartass: ::pushes u down and sits on u and kisses ur neck::

lilsmartass: i think so

AD15: hey now u dont needa be gettin so rough i pull u off him and lay u out on the bed

AD15: holding ur wrists down so u can't move

lilsmartass: ::i try to kiss u but i cant move::

AD15: haha not so tough now are u i put ur wrists in one hand and run my other hand over ur body

lilsmartass: ::i wrap my legs around u and bring u down on me:: ur the one whos not tough

AD15: owww....alright dude we got off to a bad start but what do u say we work as a team now is that cool

AD15: i mean shes kickin both our asses

****: oh yeah. for sure pal.

AD15: and dont call me pal

AD15: bud

lilsmartass: :-D

****: WHATEVER YOU SAY BROSKI.

AD15: gaw this dude must have a dictionary in his ass cause he's throwin these words out left and right

lilsmartass: ::squeezes ur ass hard:: i dont think ur goin anywhere sweetie

****: you know it.

****: broski is an awesome word.

****: AWESOME.

lilsmartass: wow remember me?

AD15: lol for sure dude

lilsmartass: yeah im like half naked

****: you shutup. ill get to you in a second.

****: so you want the 1 or 2 hole DUDE!?!?!?!

AD15: well screw that then im not waitin around for sloopy seconds that aint how i like em

****: we can rock paper scissor for it if you want...........

AD15: i crawl over to kris and start to make out w/ her

lilsmartass: or we could just see who gets there first :-)

AD15: running my hand down her leg

****: seeing who gets there first isnt democratic.

AD15: i start to kiss down ur neck lower and lower

****: i say we fucking ROCK PAPER SCISSORS FOR IT.

lilsmartass: mmm keep goin

****: goddamit.

AD15: go fuckin rock paper scissor sumbody else dude im busy

****: or........race around the world in 80 days. by hot air balloon. we'll meet at the park at 000000008000 hours.

AD15: i keep kissing lower and lower pasy ur tits

AD15: down ur stomach

****: the flag will be dropped by none other than the ever postulant sally struthers.

****: i need to go buy some new driving gloves/goggles before the race.

****: at gloves goggles and beyond

AD15: alright dude u do that and maybe by the time u come back it will be ur turn

****: AWESOME.

****: so wait, are you taking the 1 or 2 hole?

lilsmartass: or i could just have u both at once

lilsmartass: come on guys

****: just figured id find out now before hand.

lilsmartass: who gives a shit please u guys

AD15: i think im gonna take the mouth i move up to the top of the bed and sit down

****: ummmm

****: dude

****: the mouth is the 3 hole.

AD15: come here kris

****: jeeeeeeeeeeeeez man.

****: think about it for a second....

AD15: i dotn care what u and ur homies call it dude

****: the 1 hole....and the 2 hole.....what goes for each.

****: and which are you taking?

lilsmartass: ::crawls over to u and kisses u::

AD15: wait heres a new ground rule

****: me or clowny mc clownerson here? who are you kissing?

lilsmartass: the one thats actually goin after me

****: ................me?

****: haha

AD15: if u have a dick (which i hope this dude does even tho im not sure if he knows what its for) then u dont talk to nebody else who has a dick

****: alright DUDE.

lilsmartass: come on u guys

lilsmartass: this is about me

lilsmartass: not u

****: sure thing BROSKI.

lilsmartass: 2

****: fine so get down to business then

AD15: so where were we

AD15: weren't u kissin me kris

****: ill be watching the "three's company" marathon in the other room while i wait for you two to pick up the pace here.

lilsmartass: im thinkin so..but im want my other man over here 2

AD15: he can stay at that end

AD15: i put my hand around ur head and kiss you

****: hey, can i punch you in the back of the head while im at the other end?

****: thatd be totally righteous.

AD15: yea dude u do w/e just dont talk to me im busy

lilsmartass: seriously ud think u 2 could agree on sumthing

lilsmartass: sumthing like uhh me

AD15: i move ur head down to my cock

****: your busy fucking it up man.

****: jeeeez

****: YOUR TOTALLY GOING TO BLOW IT WITH KRIS.

****: then ill just cry. alot.

lilsmartass: hey dont touch my head and put it by ur cock either

lilsmartass: thats like my #1 rule

****: see dude, your fucking it up.

****: you gotta giveeeeeeeeeeee bro...........give.

****: like im gonna give you the beating of a life if kris goes home in her pinto unfulfilled.

****: its all about the GIVING

lilsmartass: well no im done with both of u geez ur both like fighting

lilsmartass has left the room.

AD15 has left the room.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BRING IT INTANGIBLE....BRING IT.

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"its all about the GIVING"

 

slightly humorous story...sadly i skipped around alot. however i didnt miss this quote.

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Guest im not witty

that was so not funny i couldnt even tell which person was supposed to be making it funny.

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Guest Melburnian

This one didn't make me even chuckle. Shame on you.

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that was hands down the best aim log ever posted on 12oz

 

****: seeing who gets there first isnt democratic.

 

 

:lol:!!!!!!!!!

 

fuck

 

 

:lol:!

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the most funny thing is how determined the girl was to have an e-threesome.

 

it's like that's all she wanted

 

who wants to bet it was a fourteen year old girl with her panties at her ankles?

 

:idea:

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Originally posted by test pattern

who wants to bet it was a fourteen year old girl with her panties at her ankles?

 

:idea:

 

My money's on a 43 year old man with his boxers round his ankles.....

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Guest sneak

thing was, it was too long to read.

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Guest willy.wonka
Originally posted by eseLokE1uno

why are you checking out homosexual sex sites?

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Originally posted by T.T Boy

as hard as you try, you are still not funny.

 

 

the opinions of canadians and morons are one in the same: they do not count.

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