mr.yuck Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 id be one of those cute little monkeys. So when i'm painting a wall a copwould be like "Heyyou little bastard what the hell are you doing?" Then id look up at him with that innocent look. They'd say "oh he's so cute." Then when they got close id spray em in the eyes and bite their nuts for medlin in my business. TRUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ikueism Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 http://members.tripod.com/richwel0/funpics/04aaa500.jpg'> (the bee) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by MOOGLE? ya but what happens when some mountain hick thinks you look cute? you knock him out with your battering ram like head, then proceed to rape him with your horns...plain and simple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck id be one of those cute little monkeys. So when i'm painting a wall a copwould be like "Heyyou little bastard what the hell are you doing?" Then id look up at him with that innocent look. They'd say "oh he's so cute." Then when they got close id spray em in the eyes and bite their nuts for medlin in my business. TRUE if i were you i'd throw shit at the cop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 id be a dog so i could fucking not get eaten and fuck alot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/oncebitten.jpg'> Robotic shark that eats the bodies of hair-metal humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Emmanuel Louis or a sloth you know what's up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by Rectum id be a dog so i could fucking not get eaten and fuck alot i watched a butcher hack up a dog the other day while chinamen argued over the dogmeat. there were little bits of dog flying in the air while he hacked it up too. china is gnarly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 oh yeah... i'd be one of those crazy neon jellyfish things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FifTy CaL. Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 yall some feminine writers; talkin about being butterflies and dolphins... hijo de tu pinche madre....si tu padre oyo las cosas que ustedes hablan; te daba unos pinche potasos....pinche viejas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 id be a cheeta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melburnian Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 I'd be a kangaroo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by FifTy CaL. yall some feminine writers; talkin about being butterflies and dolphins... hijo de tu pinche madre....si tu padre oyo las cosas que ustedes hablan; te daba unos pinche potasos....pinche viejas... definite chihuaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yearns Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 i'd be a llama, chillen in the andes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 ferret definatly a ferret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 polar bear or a penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 i would try not to be a cat: http://www.calvin.edu/~jkent47/SA/catfuckav.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 no doubt I'd be this bitches bra. http://www.tonypierce.com/images/2002/universe/skirt.jpg'> MEROE $ $ MLBINCRT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 24, 2003 Author Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by willy.wonka surf the waves..have super underwater powers...lots of sex..hunting.. and the 14inch penis would be a plus.. Yeah but it's not like you'd be having dolphin sex with any *respectable* human ladies. I'd say cancel on the 14 inch wang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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