Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
Guest DMX

scooters and shit

Recommended Posts

i had a yamaha riva for like a week...

a riva is probably the size of one of those little office refridgerators... fucking tiny and goofy lookin...

i let this 12 year old kid ride it...

he got pulled over...

the thing hadn't been registered in 7 years, so the cop impounded it...

i have a picture somewhere of the cop shaking his finger at me, i'm doubled over laughing, and behind us is this little scooter in chains, hauled up on the back of a tow truck... like they actually used the winch/lift that they use for cars...

i only paid $20 for the thing, so it was no big loss... just quite a funny night...

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

i love those little 50cc dirtbikes

we have one at work with a harley body on it


i want to buy one of those xr80 bikes though

its like a little kids dirtbike but its fun as shit to ride

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest LizzyMcGyver

rivas are weak

that vespa you posted dmx is on sale right now at sportique in denver. i saw it yesterday in person actually.

fuck lambrettas theyre rad looking but too slow and long.


the new vespas are like white kids in fubu. they just dont work.


this is the money shit.




p.s. fucker gimme quadrophenia back.

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

instead of actual motorcycles, in italy, they have hot chicks leaning on scooters. i wish i could find an image of this gayness. scooters are the gayest things in the world. especially while driving one with a crazy communist writer driving...

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this