Posted December 26, 200222 yr im really scared.....i dont know how this could of possibly happened........i went to sleep without socks and woke up with socks?......wtf shits freaky......i need an explanation.....
December 26, 200222 yr You put em on while you were half asleep because your feet were cold last night I do shit like that all the time. http://www.notmydesk.com/henchmen/index.html
December 26, 200222 yr Author ^^^^^oh ok thats good.......i thought EVERYWERE put em on after sucking my toes.....but i guess not.....tanx
December 26, 200222 yr you heard a knock in your dream.... so you answered the door, sleep walking. It was your next door neighbor. He said if you suck his dick he'll put some socks on your feet and tuck you in. The end.
December 26, 200222 yr :lol: nice play on my reply, has the whole Twilight Zone narrator delivery down quite nicely.
December 26, 200222 yr You ever have that dream where you're dreaming of eating some pudding and then you wake up with a spoon in your ass?
December 26, 200222 yr Author Originally posted by Dirty_habiT you heard a knock in your dream.... so you answered the door, sleep walking. It was your next door neighbor. He said if you suck his dick he'll put some socks on your feet and tuck you in. The end. (yawn)........that didnt even make sense.....cmon you can do better than that cant you?....
December 26, 200222 yr Author Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- i fucked your mother in the ass so she put socks on you ow....gee im hurt....um my mom is like 50 so.......ahhh ewwwww
December 26, 200222 yr Ahhh fuck, this is a funny thread. I like Moe Lester's response, and thanks for the support Mang..... ok, here's another possibility: You were really drunk at some tuperware party last night and you started doin all this crazy shit like dancin up on the table with your shirt unbuttoned.... anyway, at the end of the night you ended up with some hooker because she told you she was santa in hopes of stealing your wallet later. So, she turned out to be so bad ass of a hooker that she could put your socks on your feet WITH HER MOUTH!!!! Now, go check for your wallet and we'll know if this is what really happened.
December 26, 200222 yr Originally posted by Dirty_habiT You ever have that dream where you're dreaming of eating some pudding and then you wake up with a spoon in your ass? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
December 27, 200222 yr Originally posted by most_blunted ow....gee im hurt....um my mom is like 50 so.......ahhh ewwwww assholes dont have age, except like really old ones cus its dry up in there and causes major chaffing on my johnson
December 27, 200222 yr Author this thread reminds me of something that has happen to me before..... on time when i was going to europe.....my fucking plane got delayed and i had to stay at the airport foe the day and i alredy was traveling for like a day and i had no sleep at all....so i was sitting on the really uncofortable chairs and i started to fall asleep...but i kept getiing woken up by the people walking by so i barley could rest.....but then all of a sudden i just blacked out in a deep sleep.....when i woke up there were like 3 girls infront of me looking ta me......so i was looking back at them and all (they were hot...i felt like a pimp with them looking ta me and all:D )....so then this guy next to me goes "Are you okay".....i was like yea y.....he goes "well you were screaming and cusing at people while you were resting"....i go "Nooo"....he goes "Yeaaa"....im like "Shit"....nowonder those girls were loking at me.....:(
December 27, 200222 yr SOMETIMES I WAKE UP IN MY BED WITH MY DICK REALLY HARD ACTUALLY THATS EVERY MORNING
December 27, 200222 yr that also reminds me of a story.. so then the girl said got milk and i said i do... and you all know the rest
December 27, 200222 yr Author Originally posted by EveryWhere that also reminds me of a story.. so then the girl said got milk and i said i do... and you all know the rest you got her some milk from your fridge?...
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