I need a fuckin raise.... real bad.

 

Help me out here....

tell your boss you adopted 6 chineese orphans

threaten him with a plastic butter knife.

Ask nicely, if that doesn't work, then resort to telling him that you have another job with better benefits and pay that is willing to hire you....

put in your two weeks.

Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

Ask nicely, if that doesn't work, then resort to telling him that you have another job with better benefits and pay that is willing to hire you....

if that doesnt work just tell him about pgw's girlfrie............................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

i have used the 2 weeks thing before , youd be surprised how often it will work , but you better be a pretty good employee...

 

id just walk up to hm and say GET ME A SODA BITCH! and then leave , hell be so confused , youll get the raise

with a shotgun

be polite. if he refuses, take adump on his desk at the end of the day

just "self raise"

 

steal from the register....or pull some scams.

 

but dirt and the pres have good points..go look for another job and tell him.be a man about it too, that is if he says no.

Tell 'em that you need a fuckin raise.......if they say no....then tell 'em your're about to go postal.......it worked for me......I got a 2 dollar an hour raise at Sears...I don't know,maybe they were scared or something.lol.

if you are gonna use the 2 week notice thingie, make SURE you have

something else lined up! if you are a good employee, and you have

worked at your job for awhile, just be straight up and tell your boss

that you would like to have a raise because of x...y...and z.

 

otherwise just beat yourself up like in fight club

 

or else what sneak said

Originally posted by Mr. ABC

with a shotgun

 

sawed off for style points.

Originally posted by SteveAustin

sawed off for style points.

 

no doubt

the best bet, is make up a sob story, saying that you need to help pay for someone's medical attention, or you are behind in rent. Then ask him if he can help you out with some additional money. if he says no, I suggest look for another job.

it wont happen