How to ask for a raise?

[griffin your face 0]

I need a fuckin raise.... real bad.

 

Help me out here....

[Dick Quickwood 14]

tell your boss you adopted 6 chineese orphans

[rip 0]

threaten him with a plastic butter knife.

[Dirty_habiT 95]

Ask nicely, if that doesn't work, then resort to telling him that you have another job with better benefits and pay that is willing to hire you....

[Dirty_habiT 95]

put in your two weeks.

[rip 0]

Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

Ask nicely, if that doesn't work, then resort to telling him that you have another job with better benefits and pay that is willing to hire you....

if that doesnt work just tell him about pgw's girlfrie............................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[Guest mikro137]

i have used the 2 weeks thing before , youd be surprised how often it will work , but you better be a pretty good employee...

 

id just walk up to hm and say GET ME A SODA BITCH! and then leave , hell be so confused , youll get the raise

[Abracadabra 113]

with a shotgun

[Guest sneak]

be polite. if he refuses, take adump on his desk at the end of the day

[Guest willy.wonka]

just "self raise"

 

steal from the register....or pull some scams.

 

but dirt and the pres have good points..go look for another job and tell him.be a man about it too, that is if he says no.

[Guest 455]

Tell 'em that you need a fuckin raise.......if they say no....then tell 'em your're about to go postal.......it worked for me......I got a 2 dollar an hour raise at Sears...I don't know,maybe they were scared or something.lol.

[yoshy 0]

if you are gonna use the 2 week notice thingie, make SURE you have

something else lined up! if you are a good employee, and you have

worked at your job for awhile, just be straight up and tell your boss

that you would like to have a raise because of x...y...and z.

 

otherwise just beat yourself up like in fight club

 

or else what sneak said

[SteveAustin 2]

Originally posted by Mr. ABC

with a shotgun

 

sawed off for style points.

[Guest YinzerXpress]

Originally posted by SteveAustin

sawed off for style points.

 

no doubt

[ETHREADZNY 4]

the best bet, is make up a sob story, saying that you need to help pay for someone's medical attention, or you are behind in rent. Then ask him if he can help you out with some additional money. if he says no, I suggest look for another job.

[~KRYLON2~ 233]

it wont happen