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effyoo

A story for Halloween.....

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This was in the Calgary Sun ... the title of the article was

"Best Come Back Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Ward Branham, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Lethbridge, Alberta, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm on Friday. Ward will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication at the Calgary courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Ward went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Ward apparently failed to notice a police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Barbara Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. I walked up to (Ward) & he's just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Ward. I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?" He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"

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who cares if you find halloween to be pointless...did you read the story? the guy was fucking a pumpkin!

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Guest --zeSto--

HAHAHAHA !!!

 

If I was the cop I'd let him go just for having such a snappy comeback.

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Guest Wilt
Originally posted by --zeSto--

HAHAHAHA !!!

 

If I was the cop I'd let him go just for having such a snappy comeback.

 

that's what i was thinking....why didn't he just bring that shit home with him...

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Hahahahahaha.....man, talk about keeping cool under pressure. I wish I had rapier sharp wit like that.....

 

:lol:

 

 

*effyoo email me....

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