Guest sneak Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 Originally posted by EatMorGlue i'm hungover now and looking at the puke on the carpet in my room and the bathroom... apparently i didn't make it to the toilet, and then decided to leave it for hungover me to deal with today. poor form. you have no idea how many times i done that. but not always in my own house. suckaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 Last night I got blazed and faded. Cops stopped us too. I was in the back seat, passed out and had to put my "SOBER" look on in like 4 seconds. "Im a nanny officer, im tired. I babysit twin 2 year olds, they're picking me up from work...." "Twins?" "Yup, Girls" "My nephew has twin girls! Big duty." "Your telling me!" "Have a nice nite miss, drive safely guys." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 Picked up alcoholism about a month ago. Figured it would be a good switch after years of smoking, so I started working on my liver instead of lungs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Nighter Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 i aint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 i was pretty trashed last night, i had to runa pub crawl, so it was free drinks all night and then to some after hours bar where someone else gave me free drinks. stupid drinking, i cant wait t do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 it aint saturday tbut mannn im fucked off some hydreo son ima say iwas laughin at this screen fo absoultly no reason my niggah lol aloa we know bout them fuckin gza fans that we hate your kin of rock and rioll and niggahz know about htem llamas and snitches wirth beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 right about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 i almost died of alcohol poisoning thursday after a few coronas and a half of a fifth of jose cuervo.. no seriously.. i almost fucking DIED.. over a fucking girl. stab me in my face. fuckingidiotoner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 SUNDAY NIGHT_ NOPE SATURDAY_- YES EXTREMELY... I AM FORTUNATE TO HAVE A BOWLING ALLEY IN MY AREA< THAT CATERS TO MY DRUNKEN GROUP OF FRIENDS and lonely housewives> PITCHERS 8 bucks. EITHER WAY I ENTERED THE BOWLING ALLey with a empty bowling bag, and left with a retro 70's bowling ball. Afterwards me and the crew went to a local bar, leaving the bar i thought it was brillant idea to play street bowling, so once traffic cleared up, I swung the ball down the street, wich rolled right into a supped up honda, setting the car alarm off.. I love those nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 First. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 i was stoned and drunk earlier, but after a fat headache it all went away.....:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 Originally posted by Giving Tree i almost died of alcohol poisoning thursday after a few coronas and a half of a fifth of jose cuervo.. no seriously.. i almost fucking DIED.. been there a few times.. that shit sucks. last time i couldn't eat properly for 2 days. my mom said i smelled like a distillery the next day. stupid, stupid times. i need to get stoned/drunk before work (and subsequent posting here) more often, but 4 out of 5 days i work at 8... i'm not big on waking up and drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 High as Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 .......you might as well ask how many people are jerking off.....its threads like this that have been bringing Channel Zero into a dark abyss of gayness..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 Intangible for prez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 I think the question for all the folks here on 12oz is: "Who isnt drunk or high right now?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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