PaintHonkyTrash Posted June 1, 2001 Share Posted June 1, 2001 GawdOner up in dis joint... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 1, 2001 Share Posted June 1, 2001 so what's it like to ... you know... be with a girl? you know that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaintHonkyTrash Posted June 1, 2001 Author Share Posted June 1, 2001 Whats it like to be with a girl? Depends on what your doing, if your at the movie then its kinda wierd cause you laugh at things she doesnt like, if its while bowling it sucks cause you cant beat her, if its at a party, well I dont go to parties and that implies that Ive never had sex so if thats what you wanted to hear then cool deow, there ya go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 4, 2001 Share Posted June 4, 2001 my mom and dad were making funny sounds the other night.i went to go take a look and they were doing something and my uncle sam was in there with them..my uncle tried to pull me in but i got scared and ran away... do you know what was going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urine Posted June 4, 2001 Share Posted June 4, 2001 dear mister honkey, my question for you is that if it takes 3 cracked out prostitutes to change a light bulb, and 2 of them have a scorching case of herpes, what do you do with the giraffes? ------------------ <-Urine-> K1LL3R AP35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IhaveaBoner Posted June 4, 2001 Share Posted June 4, 2001 Originally posted by urine: dear mister honkey, my question for you is that if it takes 3 cracked out prostitutes to change a light bulb, and 2 of them have a scorching case of herpes, what do you do with the giraffes? i don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my mom buys my clothes Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 Originally posted by willy!wonka: my mom and dad were making funny sounds the other night.i went to go take a look and they were doing something and my uncle sam was in there with them..my uncle tried to pull me in but i got scared and ran away... do you know what was going on? it was probably just a family reunion, you should have gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.e Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 Originally posted by urine: dear mister honkey, my question for you is that if it takes 3 cracked out prostitutes to change a light bulb, and 2 of them have a scorching case of herpes, what do you do with the giraffes? you know, that seems like it should be funny, but for some reason i'm just not laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 do you know how to take quotes and move them to a different topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 "Do you know the way to San Jose?" 'la la la la la la la la' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temp Name Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 Originally posted by mr.e: you know, that seems like it should be funny, but for some reason i'm just not laughing. The same thing happened to me....but when I read your respnoce, I laughed....weird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seek One Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 why? umm i forgot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 waht size underwear am i? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conan o brien Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 What is this on my penis and when will it go away??? ------------------ http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1538091&a=11654961&p=49225359'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsowack Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 ok I had a list but it will take forever.... these are the ones that keep bugging me... ok number 1.how the hell do turtles hump?cant figure that out... 2.does the guy with the biggest johnson faint every time he gets a boner? 3.how does it feel to have boobies? ok thats all.......(for now). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 i have a horrible rash all over my crotch area, what is it? P.S. my ballz are growin in a grotesque manner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 http://www.seanbaby.com/news/images/bear4.jpg'> ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted June 8, 2001 Share Posted June 8, 2001 I faint everyitime i get a boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 8, 2001 Share Posted June 8, 2001 too much blood to the HEAD i suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaintHonkyTrash Posted June 8, 2001 Author Share Posted June 8, 2001 Originally posted by iamsowack: ok I had a list but it will take forever.... these are the ones that keep bugging me... ok number 1.how the hell do turtles hump?cant figure that out... A turtles penis is located on its tail. 2.does the guy with the biggest johnson faint every time he gets a boner? John Holmes and no but he has sex alot 3.how does it feel to have boobies? Probably the same way that it feels to have a penis? ok thats all.......(for now). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsowack Posted June 8, 2001 Share Posted June 8, 2001 thank you paint honky trash... you have made my life easier... here's my other list....... number 1.is there an "any" key on the keyboard? 2.what happened to Mr. Wilson from CAST AWAY? 3.what happened to family guy? thats all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my mom buys my clothes Posted June 8, 2001 Share Posted June 8, 2001 Originally posted by iamsowack: 3.what happened to family guy? [/b] damn, i wish i knew. that show was so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 why do i keep getting hungry ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLSATAN Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 Originally posted by my mom buys my clothes damn, i wish i knew. that show was so funny. its on teletoon every weekday at 12:00 or you can buy the dvds and enjoy whenever you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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