Guest willy.wonka Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 yo mammas lips so big......she need roller just to put on lipstick. "inspired by pharcyde" yo mamma's a sellout!:lol: any kinda put downs will do...let me see whatcha got! yo mamma looks like a based-out BIZ MARKIE..shit, she is BIZ MARKIE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 no 'f' word here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 you were so ugly at birth that your parents first named you "shit happens" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorak Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 your momma's so fat (how fat is she?) your momma is so big and fat that she can get busy with twentytwo burritos when times are tough i seen her in the back of taco bell with hand cuffs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_sofarok Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 Yo mama......... Yo mama so fat... the doctor told her she was at risk of serious heart disease and she would most likely die prematurely. Yo mama so stupid... that after years of blisters and headaches working as a waitress to pay for a college education her parents couldn't provide her, she got rejected from the only college she could afford. Yo mama so ugly... she weeps wet, salty tears every time she glimpses herself in the mirror, thinking to herself, "No one will ever love me." Yo mama so skinny... her colleagues speculate in hushed tones about what they assume to be anorexia nervosa. Yo mama so poor... she can't afford a Christmas tree so she goes and finds a sad little twig in the yard and cuts out construction paper ornaments so that she can bring just a glimmer of light to her children's Christmas celebration. Yo mama so tall... the most promising romantic relationship of her life ended prematurely, due to insecurity on the part of a man somewhat shorter than her. Yo mama so old... she spends her nights awake, sweating with fear, wondering what the afterlife holds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 yo mamma is so stupid, she makes george bush look clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 DAMN...^^^ YO MOMMA MUST FART CHEESEBURGERS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 she was so fat she had other fat people orbiting around her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest trampled Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 Originally posted by zorak your momma's so fat (how fat is she?) your momma is so big and fat that she can get busy with twentytwo burritos when times are tough i seen her in the back of taco bell with hand cuffs... that song is hilarious....good times...good times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 yo momma gota penis. THIS BIG!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 HAHAHA... yo momma got a pubic mustache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 yo momma works as arodeo clown... she's number one at the rodeo..no cowboy can hold on to her greasy ass for 8 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 I knew this was going to come up again, and Willy was going to start it :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 Re: Yo mama......... Originally posted by sofarok Yo mama so fat... the doctor told her she was at risk of serious heart disease and she would most likely die prematurely. Yo mama so stupid... that after years of blisters and headaches working as a waitress to pay for a college education her parents couldn't provide her, she got rejected from the only college she could afford. Yo mama so ugly... she weeps wet, salty tears every time she glimpses herself in the mirror, thinking to herself, "No one will ever love me." Yo mama so skinny... her colleagues speculate in hushed tones about what they assume to be anorexia nervosa. Yo mama so poor... she can't afford a Christmas tree so she goes and finds a sad little twig in the yard and cuts out construction paper ornaments so that she can bring just a glimmer of light to her children's Christmas celebration. Yo mama so tall... the most promising romantic relationship of her life ended prematurely, due to insecurity on the part of a man somewhat shorter than her. Yo mama so old... she spends her nights awake, sweating with fear, wondering what the afterlife holds. these are so terrible, they're actually funny.., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 yo momma got a short leg and walk in circles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 Your Mom is like a struct. She's got no class! Dim YourMom as Variant private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; } The long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express the weight of Your Mom. Your Mom is so stupid she thought that e^pi*i was equal to -2. There is no finite subcover which contains your mom, hence your mom is not compact. Your Mom is so stupid, she derived all three Erenfest theorems using the position space representation!!! Your Mom is so fat, when she walks she sheds vortices so large that modern synoptic-scale models include her as a factor. Your Mom has such an unstable neutron to proton ratio, she undergoes Beta-Positive decay even when her Xenon concentration is in equilibrium!!! Your Mom is so fat, her lee side develops clear air turbulence. HERES THE BEST ONE EVER: Light cannot escape from your mom Your Mom is so wide, the enhance-adjusted Euler manifold constant of 11th dimensional quantum tunneling through a 2 foot lead wall are less than 3.88 x 10^-596477745 per Planck!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 your MOM is so FAT shit............................. we're inside of her right now!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el nervo Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 your momas so fucking fat she went to wal-mart and asked to by 50yards of sequence for her new dress. your momas so fat she wore two belts for each belly. your moma is so fat the bitch went swimming and left no room for any one to swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whoa1 Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 Yo mommas so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on a belt......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 Originally posted by HELLSATAN she was so fat she had other fat people orbiting around her :lol: thats the coolest one yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 Originally posted by HELLSATAN she was so fat she had other fat people orbiting around her :lol: thats the funniest one yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 thats why your mom aint got no legs talkin about "lets kick it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Swizel Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 Re: Yo mama......... Originally posted by sofarok Yo mama so fat... the doctor told her she was at risk of serious heart disease and she would most likely die prematurely. best joke ever!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 yo mamma smell like hotdogs and onions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER FUCK THAT YO MOMMA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 get on aim dee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 http://lab.dce.harvard.edu/summer/cscisk/creatnewmedia/rstreit/total_recall_4.jpg'> YO MAMMA...QUAID QUAID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 http://www.necrophagia.com/images/darkyard.jpg'> man, aint this some shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLR....LED Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 your moma soooo fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs?????:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 yo mamma so nasty she farts grease and burps cabbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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