atrocks Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 ooo what about the episode with the endangered worm that screams all the time....that shit fuckin hilarious when homer buries it in the dirt and he can still hear it screaming all night.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ares Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 I like when Lisa takes all the teachers editions, and Bart takes the blame. He was writting lines of, "I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty". And the episode where they goto Flordia on spring break, and there in the car chase, coming up to the train tracks, when the train is coming.... Marge: Homer, no, you'll kill us all. Homer: Or die trying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceWayne Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 When Homer's Jaw is wired shut, so he cant eat solid food... instead he snorts his steak... ha ha ha (hope noone mentioned it on pg 1, cuz im too lazy to chek) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Originally posted by BruceWayne When Homer's Jaw is wired shut, so he cant eat solid food... instead he snorts his steak... ha ha ha hahahahahahhaa classic.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted August 8, 2003 Author Share Posted August 8, 2003 Originally posted by yoink And... Oh what was it.... http://www.smaaash.com/images/simpsons_kent_brockman.gif'> Kent Brockman: And...to prove were live PENIS hahaha when i was watchin that episode deliss was like Did they just say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dystopia Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 its all about the dr saias or whatever when they sing that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 another ralphism... "my daddy kills people" and the best scene goes to Dr. hibert: Homer you have a crayon in your brain" Homer:(points to stomach and says)I have a crayon in my brain.... Dr. hibert takes homers hand and points it at his head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 30, 2003 Share Posted August 30, 2003 Originally posted by sneak Homer: "Heelloo, my name is Mr Burns. i believe you have a package for me?" clerk: "sure thing Mr Burns, whats your first name?" H: "I doont know" thats what i was going to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetrooper Posted August 30, 2003 Share Posted August 30, 2003 One Of mY All Time Favorites Homer: Every time I learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain. Remember that time I took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive. Marge: You were drunk! Homer: And how...... hahahahahahhahahahaha Ralph: It tastes like burning The older episodes are way better, the shows headin downhill quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHvoltage Posted August 31, 2003 Share Posted August 31, 2003 homer: marge, i'm going out bowling. if i don't return in 24 hours, avenge my death!!!! marge: OK!! prohibition episode, with bowling balls filled with liquor... sorry but i say that line everytime i leave my house.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHvoltage Posted August 31, 2003 Share Posted August 31, 2003 http://www.bestsimpsonsquotes.homestead.com/files/homer_doesn_t_trust_these_guys.JPG'> homer doesn't trust these guys When Sideshow Bob is in court, accused of trying to kill Bart, the lawyer says to him on the stand, But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?" Sideshow Bob responds by saying, "No, That's German for, 'The Bart, The." Someone in the courtroom then whispers, "No one who speaks German could be an evil man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHvoltage Posted August 31, 2003 Share Posted August 31, 2003 *Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." *Marge- Homer I'm very uncomftable having a gang of crows in our bedroom. Homer-It'a a murder honey, a group of crows is called a murder. Marge- I'm sleeping on the couch.(crows fill in her spot) *"...and that fluffy kitten played with that ball of string, all through the night. And on a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered..." -- Kent Brockman *"And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Sometimes as a lawyer." -- Lionel Hutz *"Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidently' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'." -- Lionel Hutz *"See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya; otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free." -- Chief Wiggum *"What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries?" -- Chief Wiggum to Ralph *"Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around." -- Chief Wiggum sorry. i have a lot fo free time or soemthing....:D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted August 31, 2003 Author Share Posted August 31, 2003 Gollum, squirrals, horse, hussy, oh wait, hows that song go that homer made about how much he hates flanders? homer: life is just one brutal crush after another untill you just wish flanders was dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.